The evil of banality

[Mangrove]

Back in my day, there were no such thing as 'psychic vampires'. If you wanted to have all your emotion and will-to-live sucked out of you, go find an alcoholic and get them talking about their life story.

It's funny because it's true.

Drunk: Lemee tell ya sumthin'.....yer all a buncha bashtards...[hic]....'cept you....i love ya man....yer my besht buddy...no rilly...I'm not jus' sayin' that 'cuz I'm drunk neither.....acshully...I'm not drunk...[stagger]....