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FACT: Somali pirates are kicking ass
Cain:
They even have legal advisors now, so when they get captured by various navies they can demand the rights they are afforded by the law, such as phone calls to relatives. According to the Brits, they also make sterling prisoners when captured, and are really very nice chaps, chosen profession aside.
Payne:
Michael Howard on the Daily Politics on Wednesday said that the only solution to the Somali piracy problem was to fill the entire area with navies from around the world.
Forgetting, presumably, that a blockade wouldn't actually harm them, because they aren't trying to keep trade going (lol) or escape anywhere. And no matter how many ships you have patrolling there, they'll still be able to move pretty much completely freely.
Cain:
Michael Howard is an asswipe.
We should be offering to aid the Somali pirates, for a cut of the profits and immunity for our own vessels or those intended for our ports.
Cramulus:
Yo, the way the job market is around here, I'm seriously considering tying on a bandanna and setting sail for adventure!
Messier Undertree:
--- Quote from: Cain on November 21, 2008, 02:49:11 pm ---Michael Howard is an asswipe.
We should be offering to aid the Somali pirates, for a cut of the profits and immunity for our own vessels or those intended for our ports.
--- End quote ---
Just like the good old days.
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