NeighborGASM

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Please, Discordia, help me FIGHT THE "MAN," where "MAN" is my asshole neighbors. I propose we get as many people as possible to snail-mail the following letter to my neighbors in an attempt to get them to quit being trash.



If enough people sign up I'll release the actual letter in PDF format along with the address to which you should mail the letter.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Other people live in Wyoming?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Other people live in Wyoming?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One small correction: it is spelled "whooping". Unless they are actually playing basketball at all hours of the night, in which case 

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

But srsly, I'd change the bit about non-fiction books. It's worth something if they read any books at all, based on my assumptions about these people you speak of.

[Cramulus]

Count me in.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'll totally do it, if you fix "hooping" and change the last bit from a repeat of "entertainment" to "squandering of time".

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I'd do it.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I'll totally do it, if you fix "hooping" and change the last bit from a repeat of "entertainment" to "squandering of time".

noted and agreed. i didn't realize i repeated 'entertainment' until after i posted this :/

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I'll totally do it, if you fix "hooping" and change the last bit from a repeat of "entertainment" to "squandering of time".

noted and agreed. i didn't realize i repeated 'entertainment' until after i posted this :/

You're a terrible person.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

who needs a review process?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's what we're for.

[Manta Obscura]

I'll send one.

Question: do you intend to do follow-up? For example, if the letters do help the situation, will you want congratulatory letters send (containing Pope cards as a reward?)?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'll do it once the changes are made 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I'll send one.

Question: do you intend to do follow-up? For example, if the letters do help the situation, will you want congratulatory letters send (containing Pope cards as a reward?)?

this idea earns you 10 gold stars.