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Started by OPTIMUS PINECONE, December 03, 2008, 12:14:24 AM

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 13, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
You all fail, Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.

Was that the one with the motorcycle gang who were trying to kill themselves in order to be reborn as undead immortals or something?  Because if so, I'm pretty sure I've seen it.

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Quote from: Anton on January 26, 2009, 04:15:55 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 13, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
You all fail, Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.

Was that the one with the motorcycle gang who were trying to kill themselves in order to be reborn as undead immortals or something?  Because if so, I'm pretty sure I've seen it.

No, it's the one where the government sponsors a cross country race where contestants, such as David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone, gain points by killing people along the way.  Think Running Man but somehow cheesier.
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Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2008, 06:40:10 PM

Your dad wouldn't happen to be a tall Native American badass Special Forces Airborne sergeant major, would he? 'Cause he was kind of a slut, I wouldn't be surprised... I have 22 siblings, that I know about.  :lulz:

OMG!  Are you one of use we don't know about?

I'm 13th of 14 and we thought we knew all about the ones in America......  :lulz:

I don't think Dad was special forces in the REAL sense, I just think he joined the Air Force to fuck his way around the world.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mask of the K on January 26, 2009, 10:21:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2008, 06:40:10 PM

Your dad wouldn't happen to be a tall Native American badass Special Forces Airborne sergeant major, would he? 'Cause he was kind of a slut, I wouldn't be surprised... I have 22 siblings, that I know about.  :lulz:

OMG!  Are you one of use we don't know about?

I'm 13th of 14 and we thought we knew all about the ones in America......  :lulz:

I don't think Dad was special forces in the REAL sense, I just think he joined the Air Force to fuck his way around the world.

Haha military whores! My dad was a total man-whore. Hot damn!
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