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Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 3.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 20, 2004, 07:58:23 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 20, 2004, 08:34:42 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::Bella chugs the last of her wine cooler and prepares to shut the existence of millions of Steves and Millies out of her mind::

Can't be done.  You can't shove the redneck Genie back into the gin bottle.
I know, but I can get drunk and pretend for a little while.
Stick my head in the sand for just a little while, all the while knowing that
it's just pretend and they will still be here when I open my eyes again.

"The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea."
--Samuel Coleridge Taylor, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#16
April 20, 2004, 08:38:10 AM
I'm totally not drunk enough yet......that poem just evoked the most horrible images from my childhood.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
April 20, 2004, 08:41:26 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm totally not drunk enough yet......that poem just evoked the most horrible images from my childhood.

Well, then:

The many men, so beautiful!
And they all dead did lie:
And a thousand thousand slimy things
Lived on; and so did I
--Same poem
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#18
April 20, 2004, 08:44:24 AM
Thank you, now I can sleep in peace without images of the old neighbors
rampaging through my brain.

PS: That really is a killer poem, tho, isn't it?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 20, 2004, 08:50:24 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThank you, now I can sleep in peace without images of the old neighbors
rampaging through my brain.

PS: That really is a killer poem, tho, isn't it?

Yes, indeed.  Dozens of normal people would make room on the bus for whatever dope-fiend wrote THAT brain damaged gibberish.

Xanadu is even weirder.  Not the stuff you dream up over a cup of coffee.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#20
April 20, 2004, 08:53:54 AM
I love Xanadu, too.
I think the author really was a dope fiend, wasn't he?

PS: I think the wine just kicked in for real. Nitey nite.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
April 20, 2004, 08:59:38 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI love Xanadu, too.
I think the author really was a dope fiend, wasn't he?

PS: I think the wine just kicked in for real. Nitey nite.

1.  Yes, he was a morphine addict.

2.  G'night.  Don't let the giant bed-squid bite.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#22
April 20, 2004, 07:06:51 PM
Thanks....no giant bed-squids in sight.
But my heard hurts something fierce today.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
April 20, 2004, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks....no giant bed-squids in sight.
But my heard hurts something fierce today.

Wine will do that to your "heard", and your speling. :D
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

sakredchao

#24
April 20, 2004, 08:42:44 PM
::singing::
most folks won't eat a skunk,
but then again some folk'll
like cletus the slack-jawed yokel

have you gifted the magic bottle of burboun to him yet?
hope you didn't use anything good, like "blind-man moonshine"
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Bella

#25
April 20, 2004, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks....no giant bed-squids in sight.
But my heard hurts something fierce today.

Wine will do that to your "heard", and your speling. :D
Oh, my......that was a doozy of a mistake alright.
Yup...the wine did a real number on both my "heard" and my spelling.
The head feels a bit better now, so hopefully, the spelling is also shaping up.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Trollax

#26
April 21, 2004, 03:15:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBy the way, Ray (I understand that is his name) is a typical White supremacist...that is to sy, the WORST example of the White genotype.  I've seen him once.  Pale, skinny, crooked teeth, and no chin.  Obviously, an Ubermensch in the style of Goebbels.

Now that's quite enough Sullying of Nietzsche thankyou...

Just turn up with a good ol' fashioned all-american weapon, "a wooden baseball bat" and send him on a line drive past the third baseman and into left field. Again, and again, and again...

Although my personal preference would bo to hunt white supremecists for sport, but unfortunately many of them are also raging gun-nut survivalists, meaning they can be incredibly resourceful, if lacking in the IQ stakes, thick-skulled as geno himself, and dull as a wet weekend when it comes to lining up their synapses.

Anyone else find it odd that the NRA was formed shortly after the KKK went underground?

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
April 21, 2004, 07:16:18 AM
Quote from: sakredchao::singing::
most folks won't eat a skunk,
but then again some folk'll
like cletus the slack-jawed yokel

have you gifted the magic bottle of burboun to him yet?
hope you didn't use anything good, like "blind-man moonshine"

Actually, yes, I did.

I made the event an excuse to meet Ray.

Look for part 4 in a half hour or so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#28
April 21, 2004, 07:23:41 AM
Yay!  8)

::Bella grabs a beer and settles in to wait for the next installment::
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
April 21, 2004, 07:56:32 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYay!  8)

::Bella grabs a beer and settles in to wait for the next installment::
Okay, it's up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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