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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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VIOLATORS WILL BE FISTED!

Started by Fractalbeard, November 08, 2008, 01:23:15 PM

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November 08, 2008, 01:23:15 PM Last Edit: November 08, 2008, 01:34:46 PM by Rurouzaru
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

Cramulus

#1
November 08, 2008, 10:19:51 PM
:mittens:

Fractalbeard

#2
November 08, 2008, 11:55:42 PM
Update:
Useless printer: about $100.
50 copies of the poster: $5.
Look on the girl's face at Office Max: Priceless.

She thought it hilarious and requested a copy.  I proudly obliged.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

shinokamen

#3
November 15, 2008, 09:56:04 PM
You should be awarded some kind of medal for that.

One of these is going in the school's bathroom on monday.
Write-in Ron Paul '08!

Democracy is two zombies and a man voting on what to have for dinner.

"No matter how I struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive."

Messier Undertree

#4
November 15, 2008, 10:00:59 PM
Quote from: shinokamen on November 15, 2008, 09:56:04 PM
You should be awarded some kind of medal for that.

One of these is going in the school's bathroom on monday.

Cain

#5
November 15, 2008, 10:13:30 PM
As always, striving for a happy medium:

Payne

#6
November 15, 2008, 10:14:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2008, 10:13:30 PM
As always, striving for a happy medium:



Victory!

And WRATHful, too.

Messier Undertree

#7
November 15, 2008, 10:22:13 PM
:lulz:

I'm not sure I like the image in my head that picture created.

Cain

#8
November 15, 2008, 10:25:05 PM
Maybe, but I bet the post-fisting pillow talk was amazing(ly bad).

Fractalbeard

#9
November 20, 2008, 04:04:26 AM
Rofl and thanks for the compliments! :mrgreen:
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.
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