Hey, Mahdjikqual types

[Golden Applesauce]

A few suggestions:

Don't be haughty about it, don't gloat about it.  Say it very matter-of-fact whenever it comes up "Why, because I am a god, of course."

I had a lengthy conversation with a friend of mine which consisted roughly of me declaring "I've decided that everything only exists because I will it to."
He replied, "Well that's ridiculous, things were around before you were."
To which I said, "No, when I willed things into existence I created history, memories, and everything else at once.  I can make them cease to exist as I wish."
He said, "Okay, do that.  Make things cease to exist."
I said, "I just did, you don't remember it because you didn't exist."

It's a very childish argument, but like the best childish arguments is one for which most adults are not prepared.

Make me have a memory of eating a banana while dodging flaming shit of distilled hate while mounted on a pterodactyl.

[Eater of Clowns]

A few suggestions:

Don't be haughty about it, don't gloat about it.  Say it very matter-of-fact whenever it comes up "Why, because I am a god, of course."

I had a lengthy conversation with a friend of mine which consisted roughly of me declaring "I've decided that everything only exists because I will it to."
He replied, "Well that's ridiculous, things were around before you were."
To which I said, "No, when I willed things into existence I created history, memories, and everything else at once.  I can make them cease to exist as I wish."
He said, "Okay, do that.  Make things cease to exist."
I said, "I just did, you don't remember it because you didn't exist."

It's a very childish argument, but like the best childish arguments is one for which most adults are not prepared.

Make me have a memory of eating a banana while dodging flaming shit of distilled hate while mounted on a pterodactyl.

Don't feel like it.