Small Talk

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So how was your weekend?            Not long enough! heh heh heh
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I thought this was gonna be a thread about Payne's height.

[Payne]

So how was your weekend?            Not long enough! heh heh heh
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I thought this was gonna be a thread about Payne's height.

Everything I post is is about my height. I have that Bonaparte thing going on, and EVERYTHING is compensation.

[Payne]

Hey, that Payne is mighty small, isn't he?
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                \               Shhhhh, I think he might be hiding in the water cooler!
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          I'll come out when they're all gone.....

[Eater of Clowns]

I wonder if she realizes                     I wonder if he realizes
that with a quick haircut                   that with the right wig
and a wardrobe change                    and a wardrobe change
she'd look just like me.                      he'd look just like me.
God she's hot.                                 God he's ugly.
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[Cramulus]

Did you see Jersey Shore this weekend?
                   /                                     Yeah! I admit I got all hot and bothered 
                  /                                       when they put the centipedes in her vagina.
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... we're not talking about the same show, are we?       /
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[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

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          \                                   JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?               
    It's Paula Deen.                                   /
            \                                        I think I just shat myself.   
    Well Nancy, that smell                      /
would indicate that you did                   /
in fact, shit yourself.                           /
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Also, OH MY FUCKING GOD! THREADS LIKE THIS ARE RUINING PEEDEE! UR ALL FAIL FOR THIS!
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

                                                             So did you watch House last night?
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No. But remember when you took off your shoes in the         /
breakroom this morning? There's something I need to          /
tell you.                                                                      /
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[AFK]

HOW ARE YOU DOING?                  OUTSTANDING!
TWEET ME BACK!                         TWEET ME BACK!                     
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[AFK]

So what did you do this weekend?     
\                                                    Went to a swinger's club.                     
Really?  Was it fun!                           /
\                                                 It was alright.  Something to do.
You know, I 've heard the                /
boss goes to one of those.              /
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\                                             Yeah, this is kind of akward.  I was going to tell you
  \                                            this later but I just got promoted to Senior Vice-President.
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Really? Congratulations.              /
     \                                        Also, you're fired.
What?  You fucking suck!          /
      \                                     Well, duh, yeah that's how I got the promotion.  Now hurry up and leave.
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