Small Talk

[Cramulus]

 So how was your weekend?            Not long enough! heh heh heh
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[Richter]

How was the Sexual Harassement        It was great!  I learned how to
               workshop?                          molest water coolers.
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[Suu]

So what are you doing for Christmas?           Just relaxing at home with the family, you?
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[Vene]

                    Anal?
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[Messier Undertree]

 But this water cooler is empty.        Just shut up and smile for the camera.
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[Cramulus]

 

[AFK]

                    "TALK"               "Oh I get it because he said small talk."
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[Triple Zero]

                                                          "PENIS"
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[Richter]

    You SURE you won't get                Yeah. I used to
               pregnant?                        be a boy, you know.                                                 
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[AFK]

      It sucks that we're           Speak for yourself!  These puppies are my job security.
     getting downsized.            I'm so glad they promoted Mr. Alphapance. 
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[Suu]

Just to let you know, sweetie, that you put the crease on your pants the wrong way. Always front to back. Also, black pumps with khaki? Tell you what, we'll hit Jimmy Choo after work today and we'll find you a pair that's faaaaabulous.
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[AFK]

So what was it like
working for Pat Sajak?           
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[Suu]

You stole my next idea! 

[LMNO]

                                           Yes, "pegging".  Look it up.
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sometimes, in the 3rd-floor bathroom, I lock the door, take off my pants, and poop in my shoe.
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