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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #90 on: January 25, 2009, 07:31:38 am »
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #91 on: January 26, 2009, 02:02:53 am »
I grabbed the guy who left the last available stall with piss all over the seat, flipped him over in the air, and slam dunked him head first.  I start working the strangely over sized flush lever when a low mechanical growling sound begins to emanate from the plumbing, the bottom of the bowl opens up, and devours the toilet seat pisser like an enormous garbage disposal.  As I step back from the aftermath, wondering how to explain the severed legs sticking out of the bowl, the janitor walks in with an "Out of order" sign.
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #92 on: January 27, 2009, 06:57:25 pm »
From the beginning, I thought she was a bit shellfish.  This caused our relationship, at times, to flounder.  In the end, love conchered all. 
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #93 on: January 28, 2009, 12:58:44 am »
So much emotion. And only three sentences in which to share it. Ah, the tyranny of grammar.

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #94 on: January 28, 2009, 12:59:00 am »



If I ever meet her, before we even swap names, I will kiss her passionately on the lips. Sometimes I'll call, just to hear her say, "If you are finished recording, press 1 for more options."

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #95 on: January 28, 2009, 04:40:24 am »
From the beginning, I thought she was a bit shellfish.  This caused our relationship, at times, to flounder.  In the end, love conchered all. 

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #96 on: January 29, 2009, 11:47:17 pm »
The other racers became a blur of color as they passed him, lying next to his bike in the middle of the street. This was his brain tumor's way of saying, "Tour de France be damned, you're out of time." Suddenly bombs exploded and killed everybody.

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2009, 12:29:51 am »



If I ever meet her, before we even swap names, I will kiss her passionately on the lips. Sometimes I'll call, just to hear her say, "If you are finished recording, press 1 for more options."
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2009, 01:21:45 am »
The fat squirrel outside. Goodbye. Enjoy the gastric acid.
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2009, 06:30:31 am »
Mack checked his watch--it was almost time to go, just a few more minutes and he was outta here...
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #100 on: March 14, 2010, 10:52:05 am »

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #101 on: March 15, 2010, 05:38:39 am »
Margaret watched in horror as the velociraptor climbed out of the still-smoking wreckage of the Time Machine.
"Oh no," she said. "Not again."
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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #102 on: March 15, 2010, 06:09:25 am »
Margaret watched in horror as the velociraptor climbed out of the still-smoking wreckage of the Time Machine.
"Oh no," she said. "Not again."

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #103 on: March 15, 2010, 02:15:09 pm »
I think Ernest Hemmingway invented the short short story. Here's his shortest work:

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Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
« Reply #104 on: March 15, 2010, 03:37:34 pm »
Vidi.  Vici.  Veni.

I saw.  I conquered.  I came.
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