Very Short Stories (3 sentences)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was surrounded by angry Apache.  I had only 2 bullets left, when all 50 of them finally charged.

Obviously, they killed me.

[VIDEODROME]

I grabbed the guy who left the last available stall with piss all over the seat, flipped him over in the air, and slam dunked him head first.  I start working the strangely over sized flush lever when a low mechanical growling sound begins to emanate from the plumbing, the bottom of the bowl opens up, and devours the toilet seat pisser like an enormous garbage disposal.  As I step back from the aftermath, wondering how to explain the severed legs sticking out of the bowl, the janitor walks in with an "Out of order" sign.

[AFK]

From the beginning, I thought she was a bit shellfish.  This caused our relationship, at times, to flounder.  In the end, love conchered all. 

[Cramulus]

So much emotion. And only three sentences in which to share it. Ah, the tyranny of grammar.

[Cramulus]

If I ever meet her, before we even swap names, I will kiss her passionately on the lips. Sometimes I'll call, just to hear her say, "If you are finished recording, press 1 for more options."

[Jenne]

From the beginning, I thought she was a bit shellfish.  This caused our relationship, at times, to flounder.  In the end, love conchered all. 

[Cramulus]

The other racers became a blur of color as they passed him, lying next to his bike in the middle of the street. This was his brain tumor's way of saying, "Tour de France be damned, you're out of time." Suddenly bombs exploded and killed everybody.

[fomenter]

If I ever meet her, before we even swap names, I will kiss her passionately on the lips. Sometimes I'll call, just to hear her say, "If you are finished recording, press 1 for more options."

[Quercus]

The fat squirrel outside. Goodbye. Enjoy the gastric acid.

[Love]

Mack checked his watch--it was almost time to go, just a few more minutes and he was outta here...

Rx23 = Metaphysical Gravity

[Triple Zero]

    Top 20 5 second films:
  http://youtu.be/saqO_ZqX6uY

reposting this there because

1. it's relevant to this thread.
2. this thread deserves bumping.
3. the clips were awesome.
4. i'm guessing hardly anyone clicks the links in the Youtube links thread anyway.
5. FNORD HAHAHAHA LOL PINEAL

[Remington]

Margaret watched in horror as the velociraptor climbed out of the still-smoking wreckage of the Time Machine.
"Oh no," she said. "Not again."

[Nast]

Margaret watched in horror as the velociraptor climbed out of the still-smoking wreckage of the Time Machine.
"Oh no," she said. "Not again."

[Cramulus]

I think Ernest Hemmingway invented the short short story. Here's his shortest work:

For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.

[Richter]

Vidi.  Vici.  Veni.

I saw.  I conquered.  I came.