One Sentence Rants

[P3nT4gR4m]

Most human beings don't approach being human as an artform - this is why most human beings are pointless shit.

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Most human beings don't approach being human as an artform - this is why most human beings are pointless shit.

That's actually my philosophy of art in a nutshell.

[Lenin McCarthy]

Bread and circus = Fast food and smartphones.

[Reginald Ret]

I don't care that I have no idea what you're saying; shut the fuck up. This is a goddamn library and your yapping is not fucking welcome.

I hereby declare my personal space a library and you all will speak softly in my erudite presence!

[inode_buddha]

Next libertard I meet WILL have a pound of butter shoved up their arse with a red-hot needle.
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[navkat]

Next libertard I meet WILL have a pound of butter shoved up their arse with a red-hot needle.
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If the needle is hot, how do you get the butter to...O wai...

[inode_buddha]

Next libertard I meet WILL have a pound of butter shoved up their arse with a red-hot needle.
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If the needle is hot, how do you get the butter to...O wai...

A little at a time. It took me many years of dealing with bureaucracy (disability) to develop the right sort of patience to do this...

[navkat]

Not me! I went and got me an ice cream scoop. Only it's not BUTTER, I'm a-scoopin and it ain't goin up the arse!

[LizKing531]

"The first Occupy Tai Chi in Jefferson Park occurred this morning at 9:15 am. In attendance was Karl, Jimmy, Nashville John, David Barfield and the instructor Linda. Hopefully next week there will be more in attendance. Linda teaches Slow and easy and is always encouraging. She constantly expresses to not do more than you are able to do."

(was hoping to come up with some zany quip to accompany this quote, but..............)

sidenote #2 - I just came from reading the anti-environmentalism thread & my brain has been giving everything the finger all day....

apologies in advance for dumping this in the wrong thread....the last time I vented in my local circle about things of this nature, you'd thought I just raped a kitten...

now to go recycle...

[Doktor Howl]

"The first Occupy Tai Chi in Jefferson Park occurred this morning at 9:15 am. In attendance was Karl, Jimmy, Nashville John, David Barfield and the instructor Linda. Hopefully next week there will be more in attendance. Linda teaches Slow and easy and is always encouraging. She constantly expresses to not do more than you are able to do."

What the hell?   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"The first Occupy Tai Chi in Jefferson Park occurred this morning at 9:15 am. In attendance was Karl, Jimmy, Nashville John, David Barfield and the instructor Linda. Hopefully next week there will be more in attendance. Linda teaches Slow and easy and is always encouraging. She constantly expresses to not do more than you are able to do."

I don't know what's going on here, but I like it.

[Pope Lecherous]

Tough times show you who your true blah blah blah cliche yes whatever, but it is so fucking apt right now, APT i tell you... so just leave because who didn't see this one coming, right.

[Cramulus]

When the elevator makes more than three stops, if you say "heh, this must be the local", I will fill the entire elevator with vomit before we reach your goddamn floor.

[Left]

WHY THE FUCKETY-FUCK DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING PAINFUL?

[Salty]

Hey you newage dipshit, no, a stupid kid wrecking my wife on her bike is not a message fro. GOD that she should no longer play bike Polo, and no, I don't have to believe that life is a lesson so we can reincarnated higher, and NO RAPE VICTIMS TO NOT HAVE TO OFFER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO THEIR RAPIST SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE RAPE AGAIN YOU DAFFY,STUPID, FUZZY MINDED PIECE OF SHIT.