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PROFESSOR CRAMULUS

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 09, 2009, 09:02:55 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 09, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
I HEREBY DECLARE MY ETERNAL ARCHRIVALRY AND INTENTIONS TO NEMESISIFY YOUR ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!

WHATEVER YOU DO, I WILL FOIL

WHATEVER YOU ARE, I AM OPPOSED TO

CLEAN-SHAVEN GENTLEMEN AND DIABETICS FOREVER MOTHERFUCKER
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#1
April 09, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
IT'S ON LIEK

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#2
April 09, 2009, 09:14:26 PM
OH SNAP.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#3
April 09, 2009, 09:20:39 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vene

#5
April 09, 2009, 10:11:56 PM
Cram isn't deranged?  WTF?

Then again, I bet he's got diabetes.

the last yatto

#7
April 09, 2009, 10:24:44 PM
is cram related to Professor Chaos?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Requia ☣

#8
April 12, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.

Is obsession with mustaches considered a derangement?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Sheered Völva

#9
May 22, 2009, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Requia on April 12, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.

Is obsession with mustaches considered a derangement?

There are a number of warning signs of this condition....

1. Do you carry a fake mustache in your pocket, "just in case"?

ripped off from https://list.uvm.edu/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind9702&L=WILDWEST&T=0&F=&S=&P=172739 which is actually about something else.

Cainad (dec.)

#10
May 22, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on May 22, 2009, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Requia on April 12, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.

Is obsession with mustaches considered a derangement?

There are a number of warning signs of this condition....

1. Do you carry a fake mustache in your pocket, "just in case"?

ripped off from https://list.uvm.edu/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind9702&L=WILDWEST&T=0&F=&S=&P=172739 which is actually about something else.

Yes.

Sheered Völva

#11
May 22, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
"Would you consider lending me your mustache, Mr. Fargo?"
--Artie, TNot Burning Diamond

(same link as above)

Cramulus

#12
May 24, 2009, 02:29:16 AM
completely serious here, I actually carry two fake moustaches on me at all times

Sheered Völva

#13
May 24, 2009, 05:34:17 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 24, 2009, 02:29:16 AM
completely serious here, I actually carry two fake moustaches on me at all times
Why does that not surprise me?
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