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Son Of Trollaxian Discourse: The Devil's Salvation

Started by Trollax, March 11, 2003, 06:08:28 AM

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Trollax

Lucifer is a cross between the pagan deity Pan and the early jewish "enki" brother of Yahweh and Lilith (enlil)... Yes that's right Adam's first wife was god's sister! If he wasn't such a mysoginist he could've had our lady. You see because after Azrael fired the two brothers for their incompetence Lilith picked up a gig as Eris but decided to quit after hearing about what had happened to her ex fiance Mummu.

oh.....

John Ashcroft, I choose you!

~Poke Trollax~

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Well Pan was such a frisky fellow that we'll never be able to tell exactly who was crossed with him. We may all be.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.