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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2008, 05:28:15 pm »
Also, it depends on what god you're talking about. The Christian/Hebrew deity, appears to be considered male. Eris says she's female... and she's hot enough that I'll agree. Odin, Thor, Loki, probably male. Hera, Aphrodite, Babelon, Ishtar... probably female.

My personal God?
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Yep, I'm male... or else something is very wrong with my biology....
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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2009, 05:45:33 pm »
the theme wasn`t about the bible interpretation. Is about do you think, only one answer the god is crazy woman is only one discordian in thjis web?
the catolics  dont appreciate woman because  they  form to childs and  her influence is important
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that would make God a class of amoeba

I already told you that god is infact a self replicating sexless amoeba, kinda like 1950's horror movie standard, The Blob. You can ignore it but that won't make it any less true. . .

this.

because seriously, why would God have to have a sex/gender?

especially if there's only one of it, anyway?

does Gravity have a sex/gender? does Logic? does Science? does the Sun? does Energy?

if you wanna attribute a gender to God, probably better to have two of them, male and female.

or maybe better have four of them, so they can sort of have a straight/gay polygamous marriage, for political correctness and correspondence to the four elements (which are two male and two female already).

or, if we wanna be discordian about it, have Five, damnit!
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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2009, 12:50:52 am »
I'm pretty sure the gender of God is "all".
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« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2009, 01:08:38 am »
I'm pretty sure the gender of God is "all".

No, God is a woman.  I know this, because men aren't smart enough to be so sadistic that they would place primates in a garden and tell them they can have anything they want except those apples...and then punish the monkeys when they do what monkeys were designed to do.

We'd just drop a big rock on them, giggle, and walk off looking for something to fuck.
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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2009, 02:19:01 am »
That's true. It's just like a mother to say "You can have anything in the kitchen except those cookies. Those are for the bake sale tomorrow. OK, I'm going to go take a shower, I'll be out in a few minutes."
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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2009, 02:03:10 pm »
JJ :lulz:But if god is a woman ...¿Why we must take in our beatiful bodies a monkey 9 months?

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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2009, 04:25:29 pm »
JJ :lulz:But if god is a woman ...¿Why we must take in our beatiful bodies a monkey 9 months?

well, that's women for ya. practical as ever when it comes to DIY.

Goddess: "check it out, i invented pregnancy!"
Woman: "awesome! where's the baby?"
Goddess: "it's, eh, growing inside you!"
Woman: "umm okay ... so how does it get out?"
Goddess: "umm ... hadn't thought of that, really"
Man: ROFL
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Re: sexo de Dios
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2009, 06:57:45 pm »
JJ :lulz:But if god is a woman ...¿Why we must take in our beatiful bodies a monkey 9 months?

well, that's women for ya. practical as ever when it comes to DIY.

Goddess: "check it out, i invented pregnancy!"
Woman: "awesome! where's the baby?"
Goddess: "it's, eh, growing inside you!"
Woman: "umm okay ... so how does it get out?"
Goddess: "umm ... hadn't thought of that, really"
Man: ROFL


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