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Started by indigoblade, January 06, 2009, 05:42:11 AM

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LMNO

#16
January 06, 2009, 06:57:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2009, 06:54:32 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PM
You guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

Have a good afternoon. And please wipe your feet on the way out from this thread. We wouldn't want the bullshit here ruining everyone else's threads.

It is your choice whether to spend some time reading rather than posting, and take your introduction gradually, or jump in blind. You have the choice of taking 50 days to make your first 50 posts, if you desire, or to make them all in the first day.

You might consider that, in a sense, you are a visitor to our home. The doors are open to everyone, but it's simple courtesy to have a look around and get a sense for the inhabitants, rather than waltzing in drunk and mumbling to yourself, stumbling around, stepping in the catbox, knocking over a couple of plants, and then shouting "FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME!" at the people who actually live here. So to speak.

Why?  Is that rude?




LMNO
-might need to work on his social skills.

indigoblade

#17
January 06, 2009, 07:07:07 PM
It is your choice whether to spend some time reading rather than posting, and take your introduction gradually, or jump in blind. You have the choice of taking 50 days to make your first 50 posts, if you desire, or to make them all in the first day.

You might consider that, in a sense, you are a visitor to our home. The doors are open to everyone, but it's simple courtesy to have a look around and get a sense for the inhabitants, rather than waltzing in drunk and mumbling to yourself, stumbling around, stepping in the catbox, knocking over a couple of plants, and then shouting "FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME!" at the people who actually live here. So to speak.

Hmmm, I like the way you think and present yourself. I see it more as an apartment complex, since I am sure you have neighbors here you just can't stand. I do appologize if I hurt anyones feelings, but I was fragged when I wrote that, so consider this me paying for the damages and aftermath of my personal lil party last night. I really wasn't expecting anyone to take this crap seriously. I didn't even expect a responce to this post since it was proporting itself to be the rant of a drunken person who was also going through insomnia.

Why?  Is that rude?  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
January 06, 2009, 07:10:08 PM
There's a quote button at the top of each post that will make your replies a lot more legible to readers.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#19
January 06, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Please also note what the "50-post suggestion" means.  It means we sometimes give new members 50 posts to get their feet wet before we start jabbing them in the gonads with sharp sticks.  Which means, my initial reply was the nice one.

Which would make me ... ahead of my time :thanks:

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indigoblade

#20
January 07, 2009, 12:00:37 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Please also note what the "50-post suggestion" means.  It means we sometimes give new members 50 posts to get their feet wet before we start jabbing them in the gonads with sharp sticks.  Which means, my initial reply was the nice one.

Which would make me ... ahead of my time :thanks:
:lulz: true
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Triple Zero

#21
January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?!  THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING

TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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indigoblade

#22
January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?!  THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING

TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP

damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.
What?

Triple Zero

#23
January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?!  THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING

TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP

damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.

YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!

CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

indigoblade

#24
January 07, 2009, 01:53:22 AM
Please. :D
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#25
January 07, 2009, 02:25:43 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?!  THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING

TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP

damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.

YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!

CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE

:lulz:
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Cramulus

#26
January 07, 2009, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?!  THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING

TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP

damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.

YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!

CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE

LEAVE HIS MOTHER OUT OF THIS
         /

indigoblade

#27
January 07, 2009, 03:37:11 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 07, 2009, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?!  THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING

TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP

damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.

YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!

CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE

LEAVE HIS MOTHER OUT OF THIS
         /


Great, now we're resorting to bad yo mamma jokes
What?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
January 07, 2009, 03:48:28 AM
I thought it was an excellent yo mamma joke.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#29
January 07, 2009, 03:54:34 AM
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