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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by indifferent betty, January 07, 2009, 11:57:36 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

wait ... we have principles :?

fuck that shit - I'm gone!  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

We have Newspeak. It follows that we have principles. Or at least an ideology.

LMNO

I always thought that Lail and Lulz were stolen from 4chan, and were bastardizations of LOL.


Cain

lail is our own.  And lulz is ubiquitous

Faust

lulz was from ed, before 4chan hollowed out everything good about the place.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

Psh!  Everyone knows "lail" was invented by Gene Simmons. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

NEWSPAG:

RAGE IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS A VERB
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
HORROR IS MIRTH
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO


fomenter

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
NEWSPAG:

RAGE IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS A VERB
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
HORROR IS MIRTH

:mittens:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Shadowdaemon

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
NEWSPAG:

RAGE IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS A VERB
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
HORROR IS MIRTH


I would just like to second the :mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 11:37:00 PM
Prisons are for those who cannot exist without preying on others.

Murderers, rapists, thieves, and Halliburton execs. 

Potheads?  Meh.  All they do is sit on the couch, eating Cheetohs.

Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2008, 11:05:57 AM
The Bible sucks hairy goat balls.  Awful writing, boring plot, nothing of interest whatsoever.  "Elia who begat Noah who begat Adam who begat Joesph who begat NO-ONE GIVES A FUCKING SHIT, THATS WHO."

Cramulus

according to urbandictionary

Quote from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lailLAIL (adj) - lail is used to describe something that is unintentionally funny and/or embarassing. This word is rumored to have either been started by Chris "Raab Himself" Raab from the indie movie Haggard or by the discordians after perverting the phrase "lol".


In my  head, I hear LAIL as a sort of sarcastic LOL. Like "LAWL" but more nasal and annoying.

Payne

It's all just lol to me.

Cramulus


fomenter

#28
we already have two threads discussing the meaning of spag

















a spag is the kind of person that would derail a thread to start a third one

edit-foiled by not quoting :argh!:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Requia ☣

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
NEWSPAG:

RAGE IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS A VERB
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
HORROR IS MIRTH


This needs posterfication.  Also a seal that can be affixed to fliers.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.