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Intermittens #6

Started by P3nT4gR4m, January 09, 2009, 10:38:28 AM

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LMNO

Did you get my email with all the saved essays?

Cramulus

ah shit I gotta write some stuff


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on April 10, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Did you get my email with all the saved essays?

Yup, I used the vision of the holy boilermaker and I'll get around to trawling through the one that's like a big threaddump for memebombs

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

p3nt, I just submitted an article for you.

The catch is that it's at intermittens.org. :-)

It's title is "How to Talk to Strangers". Let me know if you can't find it.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2009, 12:44:32 PM
Letters to the editor complaining about iss 4 (was there a fread for that somewhere)

from the Intermittens #5 thread:


Yo, magazine people!

All I have to say is: what the hell is WRONG with you?! I mean, I liked your
magazine up until now, but damn... At the very least, I think future issues
could do without any more content like that on page 6 of issue #4.

-Jerry





Dear editor,

Wow! Intermittens #4 was the best one yet! I got kicked out of class when I
burst out laughing at the centerfold (genius, by the way!) and my math teacher
saw it, but I still think it's great. More issues like that one, please!

-Alice D.





ATTN EDITOR

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL.

-An0nymous4Chr1st





Dear editor,

The occult practices described on page 5 of Intermittens #4 were... innovative to say
the least. Let's just say I agree with the decision to pull the issue and I have dutifully
burned my copy and flushed the ashes.

-Al Crow





Dear Intermittens Staff:

As a student of both English and Arabic literature, I found Intermittens #4 to be not
merely offensive, but downright obscene. My friends who study Philosophy likewise were
perplexed and dismayed with the content in said issue. Please refrain from publishing
such offal in the future.

Thank you,
Steven





Dear editor

The insights expressed in issue #4 have changed my life drastically. I never knew that
the works of Chaucer could be interpreted that way, and needless to say I was not at
all prepared for what came next. Looking back, perhaps I ought never to have opened
that infamous issue, but there's no changing the past. At least now there's never a dull
moment in my life, ha ha!

HA HA HA!
Hahahaha Heehehehe...





Dear Mr. or Ms. Intermittens Editor:

Don't do that ever again. We have a lawyer who is pretty sure he can nail
a precedent-setting case against you for 'that issue.' Consider this a warning.

Sincerely,
Dr. Amir Buladowitz, M.D. and Mrs. Leslie Buladowitz






I think it's reasonable to include one or two such letters in this issue and subsequent issues.

Triple Zero

p3nt4, you should ask ENKI-][ for magickal sigil clip-art, he seems to churn out that shit like a high pressure cholera spray hose.

or even easier, ask if you can cut & paste some of the more occulty stuff from his image-walls in the PICS thread (they might be useful for something after all! ;-) )
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

here's a mix of astrological symbols and wingdings

made this for the Eris is Returning piece, but it never made it to the final composition



P3nT4gR4m

Cainad - cheers, you're a life saver!

Quote from: Cramulus on April 10, 2009, 05:00:10 PM
here's a mix of astrological symbols and wingdings

made this for the Eris is Returning piece, but it never made it to the final composition




I have a truckload of occult fonts ( think Enki might have posted) but you've given me a better idea - The Wingdings Zodiac. - BRB

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Rococo Modem Basilisk

I can post you just a couple of the best-of in here.






Hopefully that's not too much. I can rewrite as links if necessary.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Telarus

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2009, 12:44:32 PM
Shit I still need:

small filler gfx, preferably magiqual-looking symbols or pictures of shit that could be ritual related


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18166.0
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: NeT@uNGr0t on April 11, 2009, 12:51:32 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2009, 12:44:32 PM
Shit I still need:

small filler gfx, preferably magiqual-looking symbols or pictures of shit that could be ritual related


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18166.0

I stand corrected - I thought it was enki posted that.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

Alright p3nt, made this one special for you.

In trade, you've gotta find some text of mine to put in this issue.

:hashishim:


Mangrove

Pent,

I've not forgotten about you & Intermittens #6.

More at 11. Or tomorrow...or something.


Otherwise - I'm loving it so far!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.