Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?

[Alethias]

I'm not really a real discordian.

or not.     

[Sabre-Cat]

I don't know. You should ask me. Oh, wait, yes, that's what you were doing. Sorry.

I'm afraid I'm not, but I am, in fact, a lunatic-shaped presence on the internet, who is frequently posting strange things about the colour cyan.

[hooplala]

What about cyan?

[AFK]

I'm cyan thanks to this thread. 

[Enigma]