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Hey, you thread-bumping dicks

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 13, 2009, 08:27:17 PM

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Elder Iptuous

If that were to happen, this might turn into a dick-bumping thread...  :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

BTW, Payne and Planeswalker and Yatto, I got that you guys were being funny too, I don't *really* hate you all! I was being cranky, you know, for the sake of appearances.

Like so:  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 02:53:04 AM
BTW, Payne and Planeswalker and Yatto, I got that you guys were being funny too, I don't *really* hate you all! I was being cranky, you know, for the sake of appearances.

Like so:  :argh!:

Not me.  I hate all them fuckers.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on January 14, 2009, 02:55:22 AM
:x

My WRATH failed!

Your WRATH.  It needs more WRATH.

I've come to expect better from the Scotch.  You are letting your country down.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 02:57:06 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 14, 2009, 02:55:22 AM
:x

My WRATH failed!

Your WRATH.  It needs more WRATH.

I've come to expect better from the Scotch.  You are letting your country down.


I really am.

I've been considering stopping drinking, and eating responsibly, and even exercising once in a while.

With any luck I won't have to buy a plane ticket to North America, my fellow Scottards will deport me.

In the mean time though, there is a reduction in WRATH quality.

Iason Ouabache

I want to create a pention to ban bumping threads.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from dicks from cluttering space

or

:?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 02:53:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 02:53:04 AM
BTW, Payne and Planeswalker and Yatto, I got that you guys were being funny too, I don't *really* hate you all! I was being cranky, you know, for the sake of appearances.

Like so:  :argh!:

Not me.  I hate all them fuckers.   :argh!:

I can't help it, the maternal hormones make me go all soft.  :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2009, 04:24:30 AM
I want to create a pention to ban bumping threads.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from dicks from cluttering space

or

:?

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2009, 02:22:17 AM
If that were to happen, this might turn into a dick-bumping thread...  :D

I saw that once on Youporn.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

So, when did the Internets become SERIS BIZNZ?

AFK

It's funny to see spags on a Discordian message board complaining about a lack of orderly appearances in their message board. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Vene

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
It's funny to see spags on a Discordian message board complaining about a lack of orderly appearances in their message board. 
We're Discordians?  I thought we were a some sort of Communist sect.

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Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2009, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Net on January 13, 2009, 10:39:38 PM

I like how I'm simultaneously ineffectual yet also so influential that I impede the entire board's intelligent conversation.

:lulz:

You're a moron.

Keep in mind that Daruko, Sticker_Ninja, and AKK are also fine examples of ineffectual people who manage to impede intelligent conversation.

Mostly, though, you're just an argumentative prick looking to pick fights over fonts and other COMPLETELY RETARDED things. :lulz:

God knows why.

You are not capable of understanding things that were clearly articulated.

Hence you're a moron not worth much but picking at.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 12:25:15 AM
Quote from: Net on January 13, 2009, 10:39:38 PM

I like how I'm simultaneously ineffectual yet also so influential that I impede the entire board's intelligent conversation.

:lulz:

You're a moron.

Shut the fuck up, asshole.  Nobody - seriously, NOBODY - likes hearing your drivel.  Please kill yourself.  Thanks.

Thanks for speaking for everybody.

Please continue representing The People.
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