Hey, you thread-bumping dicks

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're just discouraging people from participating by cluttering the place up with a bunch of old, stupid threads that were worthless when they were new. It stopped being funny several years before you were born.

I'm feeling too mellow to work up a good rage, but I thought I'd point that out.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Are we taking bets on who bumps this in a year or so???



Sorry Nigel, I just couldn't resist!!   

[Cain]

Bump.

[Ari]

bump

~planeswalker
is just trying to help work up that rage

[Ari]

Bump.

Beaten by the best.

[Cain]

bump

~planeswalker
is just trying to help work up that rage

Your valiant attempt to keep this at the top of Apple Talk has been noted, noble trooper.  To victory!

[Payne]

Going bUmP?
                   \

[the last yatto]

says something other then hump
in an attempt to have Nigel mad at someone else

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate you all.

[Payne]

[Cain]

 

[Messier Undertree]

You should know that this thread will encourage more thread-bumping. Well done, Nigel.

[Messier Undertree]

Also, it's Apple Talk. It has always and forever will be cluttered with a bunch of stupid threads.

[Messier Undertree]

Like this one, for example. And this one.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, it's Apple Talk. It has always and forever will be cluttered with a bunch of stupid threads.

True.

But when some bored motherfucker with nothing else to do goes through and systematically bumps twenty threads in Apple Talk, I'm tempted to just mark all read and call it done, throwing the good out with the bad. It's that or waste my time looking at them all to see if any of them have new content besides "bump".

Also, a couple of interesting people in chat said that they don't bother much with this board because it's already too hard to keep up with it and they don't have time. I don't think bumping dozens of four-year-old threads really  helps us attract quality contributors, you know?

And then we end up with fucktards like Wade and that other new guy, who have nothing BUT time to waste on inanity and attention-whoring.

And I swear to motherfucking fuck, it's ALWAYS the worst of the  thread-bumpers who then go on to complain about the low signal-to-noise ratio. Yeah, well, DUH MOTHERFUCKERS. Maybe if you quit shitting up the board with retard bumps of shitty threads by people who aren't here anymore the noise level would decrease to something bearable. Dumbfucks.