Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, #1: Eat the Rich

[Elder Iptuous]

the difference between the two is quickly fading, no? 

And this is just the beginning!

It's gonna be fucking awesome...
all these pansies that lost their natural monkey will-to-evil are gonna get creamed just for us to spread on our toast.

You forkey the rich never lost their will to evil.  We wouldn't be in this fucking mess if they had.  No, the bankers might be soft, but they will be the *first* to start eating people if someone doesn't take them down preemptively.
Roger, your rant reminds me.  I really need to go pick up an extra brick of ammo.

That is true, but i wonder how many of them have lost the taste for carrying out the dirty work themselves?  It'll definitely be interesting to see how it unfolds.

what's the ammo availability in your neck of the woods.  on some paranoid sites, they are discussing how ammo is low on stock and flies off the shelves as soon as it comes in.  I know the subsonic stuff my dad and i sell is a hot seller right now...

[Richter]

Now THAT's a way to wake up.

[LMNO]

Yowza.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

BRAVO



Yet another piece that sends chills, but fucking awesome all the way!!!

New line?  Have A1 and will kill a motherfucker?

[Triple Zero]

awesome rant, Roger!

btw, afaik, the deal with eating humans is not so much the prions, as well as the toxins, chemical waste and crap us humans consume all our lives.

[fomenter]

not a expert but my understanding is don't eat the brain don't eat any body who eats human brain (to be safe don't eat other cannibals) and you will be relatively safe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Best fucking headline:

Male Praying Mantids Prefer Not To Be Victims Of Sexual Cannibalism

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/07/060726183753.htm

It's surprisingly difficult to learn much about the nutritional benefit or health risks of cannibalism online. My friend, who has a Masters in Public Health, told me that our bodies are unable to derive much nutritional value from human meat, and that the risk of contracting human-specific parasites or diseases is quite high. Another factor is that humans, from being at the top of the food chain, have the most polluted flesh of any animal; far worse than some of the foods we're warned against eating too much of, like tuna. Pregnant and nursing women probably should not eat people.

[hooplala]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that its actually a small number of types of mantises that eat the males when copulating, but it gets all the press.

And, that in the wild it almost never happens... scientists would starve the mantises and that, on top of the usual stress of being captured and viewed and whatnot, lead to a freakish outcome.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

it will be good times when the warlord hats go on


edit to add - i just found a post apocoliptic book torrent hxxp://isohunt.com/torrent_details/46662680/Jerry+Pournelle?tab=summary

it has Lucifers Hammer and some others

Brian Keene-City Of The Dead  (=zombies)
Brian Keene-The Rising            (=zombies)
Brian W. Aldiss-Greybeard
Cormac McCarthy-The Road
David Brin-The Postman                (sounds like kevin Costner movie haven't read)
James BeauSeigneur-Christ Clone Trilogy
Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle - Footfall
Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle-Lucifers Hammer (=cannibal army)
Margaret Atwood-Oryx And Crake
Margaret Atwood-The Handmaid's Tale
Octavia E. Butler-Lilith's Brood

Greybeard was a work of genius.  GENIUS!

I still have a first edition paperback.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

awesome rant, Roger!

btw, afaik, the deal with eating humans is not so much the prions, as well as the toxins, chemical waste and crap us humans consume all our lives.

I'll take my chances.

Fuck, I might even become a wendigo.  That would fucking ROCK!

TGRR,
Eats the bark off the North side of trees.

[Fuquad]

David Brin-The Postman                (sounds like kevin Costner movie haven't read)

Other than the fact that cosnters movie was based on this book they have nothing in commen.

the book was good for one thing.

[fomenter]

David Brin-The Postman                (sounds like kevin Costner movie haven't read)

Other than the fact that cosnters movie was based on this book they have nothing in commen.

the book was good for one thing.

it sounded better than the movie, still seeding if someone wants the torrent

i am also looking forward to reading greybeard

[Requia ☣]

That is true, but i wonder how many of them have lost the taste for carrying out the dirty work themselves?  It'll definitely be interesting to see how it unfolds.

what's the ammo availability in your neck of the woods.  on some paranoid sites, they are discussing how ammo is low on stock and flies off the shelves as soon as it comes in.  I know the subsonic stuff my dad and i sell is a hot seller right now...

Hmm, its been a while since I bought any, and between Obama fears and the economy it's possible it's running off.  Still shooting ranges usually have ammo in mass amounts (and better prices than anywhere else).

[fomenter]

cannibal diseases

KURU, A CANNIBAL DISEASE: The real breakthrough for understanding Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease occurred in 1957 with the discovery of a curious degenerative brain disease of cannibals. Certain Fore tribes of Papua, New Guinea were inflicted with a disease called Kuru - the trembling with fear. This disease manifested itself as a fatal disease with an onset and duration that lasted usually 1 year. To date there have been 2500+ cases reported in these relatively small villages with an occurrence of at least 1% of the population. It was prevalent in women and children but rarely affected adult males. The terminal stage of this brain disease was marked by total dementia, muteness, inability to move, ataxia (jerkiness of the muscles), dysarthria, dysphagia and death.

Kuru was determined to be linked to the ritual cannibalism that was practiced by these tribes. The brains of the elders were ritually prepared and eaten by the women and children, but seldom by the men. This endocannibalism was outlawed by the authorities of New Guinea and now the disease is slowly disappearing. There are still cases appearing due to the extreme incubation periods of the disease -exceeding 30 years in some instances. Kuru was successfully passed to chimpanzees in 1966 by intracerebral injection of brain specimens. This disease however, was not passed maternally or by mother's milk which was determined by very careful epidemiological studies. Further studies have even determined the exact cannibal feast that resulted in the transmission to certain victims. A suggested link to a bizarre disease of sheep (scrapie) was proposed in 1959 and ultimately lead to the path of understanding for Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.

more here http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/04/0410_030410_cannibal.html

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Surgeon Generals Warning: Pregnant and nursing women should not eat people.