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Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz

Started by Cain, January 16, 2009, 11:48:54 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
January 16, 2009, 07:00:26 PM
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C Clarke

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#16
January 16, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Scientific theory =/= technology.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#17
January 16, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
"Any sufficiently advanced/or strange scientific theory is indistinguishable from magic."
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

#18
January 16, 2009, 07:04:45 PM
Um... only to stupid people.

Cain

#19
January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.

LMNO

#20
January 16, 2009, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.


:potd:

fomenter

#21
January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as  New Age mumbo-jumbo.
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P3nT4gR4m

#22
January 16, 2009, 07:17:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.

:mittens: :potd: I need this on a teeshirt

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#23
January 16, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as  New Age mumbo-jumbo.

:potd:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Triple Zero

#24
January 16, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle clearly states that "we can't be sure"

:troll:

(from a Futurama movie)

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#25
January 16, 2009, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Click the link and tell me that doesn't sound like they're trying to justify "healing energies" using quantum physics.

I don't know whether to laugh or hide....   :lulz:

You're right.  It IS Quantum Reiki!

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
January 16, 2009, 10:56:37 PM
I am a Quantum Asshat.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
January 16, 2009, 10:57:14 PM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as  New Age mumbo-jumbo.

MODERN CIVILIZATION ORVER.

FOMENTOR WINS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

toolslinger

#28
January 17, 2009, 01:50:18 AM
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science :?
I amuse me
You are all dicks

Subtract Eight!

#29
January 17, 2009, 03:11:05 AM
wow this is better than scientology you even get to feel up jennifer aniston in 'quantum touch mode' as represented by this pick from the site
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