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rosenstock

#1
January 31, 2009, 05:31:37 AM
 :argh!: I thought it was sexual. You failed to deliver.
Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.

Triple Zero

#2
January 31, 2009, 11:12:45 AM
it's bacon. so, sexual.

anyway, these people's last name is .. Kaos?

they ... couldn't ... possibly be ... related :eek:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
January 31, 2009, 07:46:40 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT:

QuoteKalea Kaos, 6, (left) watches as Masterbacon judge Pete Grillo (from left) gives Kalea a thumbs up for her marshmallows stuffed with bacon.

Klok has a kid?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
January 31, 2009, 07:53:11 PM
So a couple days ago the following conversation was had between my friend and I:

Zach:
Quotethis shit is getting out of hand

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/01/masterbacon_contest_a_real_hea.html

bacon is good. we get it.

Me:
QuoteIt's the Cult of Bacon. Every year the bar is raised, and someone has to come up with something even more bacony and ridiculous. This is going to continue until someone dies from it, mark my words.

I am eagerly awaiting the first in a wave of bacon-related deaths.

Also, at pie party, bacon pecan pie.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#5
February 01, 2009, 01:40:36 AM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
February 01, 2009, 05:58:40 PM
It was fucking excellent.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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