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Official February Shit List Thread

Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#150
February 06, 2009, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: NARF! on February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats

was issue #4 really that bad?

It was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

To put it into context... last night a perfect storm comprised of 5th-grade homework meeting Internet research on animal cruelty exposed my 11-year-old daughter to PETA propaganda.

Issue #4 was worse than that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#151
February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#152
February 06, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.

The amount of shitlists he's on, she'll end up a widow if he goes north, to the east coast or towards the UK.

Payne

#153
February 06, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.

The amount of shitlists he's on, she'll end up a widow if he goes north, to the east coast or towards the UK.

And what with my plans on moving closer, the net is tightening.

Dysnomia

#154
February 06, 2009, 11:04:33 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

Because not only is he a JACK ASS and an abuser, but he's a sexual predator who has victimized me and who knows who else.  It makes me sick thinking that he'll say some of the same things to her that he used to say to me when I was little.   :|

Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.

Quote from: Payne on February 06, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...

your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?

It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.

The amount of shitlists he's on, she'll end up a widow if he goes north, to the east coast or towards the UK.

And what with my plans on moving closer, the net is tightening.

I LOVE YOU GUYS   :D
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Vene

#155
February 06, 2009, 11:05:46 PM
You can add the Midwest to that list.

Verbal Mike

#156
February 06, 2009, 11:16:09 PM
And East Germany. And the Middle East.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#157
February 06, 2009, 11:43:09 PM
wow.
from what you just said there (i don't know any details and it's none of my business)
keep him outta the wang or he'll get one.

in every hole.





every. hole.

Dysnomia

#158
February 07, 2009, 01:20:25 AM
I LOVE YOU ALL


:D
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Vene

#159
February 07, 2009, 01:27:07 AM
If there's one thing I can't stand it's abusive assholes.

Dysnomia

#160
February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Sir Squid Diddimus

#161
February 07, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)

LOL
you wanna trade?
i have one from an abusive asshole too.

IT'LL BE LIEK POKEMONZ!!!!

Richter

#162
February 07, 2009, 02:14:05 AM
A totally deserving target for anger?  THIS month?

WHERE.  
I HAVE SPEAR.  AND KNIVES
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Bruno

#163
February 07, 2009, 02:29:50 AM
My car just died, but then I ate a sandwich and it got better.  :?
Formerly something else...

East Coast Hustle

#164
February 08, 2009, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.

my aorta wears black eyeliner.

:lulz:  Also:  wtf!  Thought you were moving OUT of Maine, not putting in roots?  Or is this a cash-making endeavor to shore up fundage to finally get your ass out of Maine for good?

that plan was my plan before the american economy finally reached the tipping point. Now my plan is to stick with my guaranteed year's income (that I make in 6 months) until ECHGF finishes her bachelors degree and decides on where she wants to go to grad school.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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