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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Kai

#30
February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
February 04, 2009, 02:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 01:56:51 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 04, 2009, 01:54:15 AM
Oh, and the reason I owe so much is that they have a bunch of publications, and somehow I managed to be in three of them in December, and then the Spring "Beads" issue is already billed.  :roll: So that's four months of advertising all at once. I'm going to ask my rep for a print schedule so this never happens again.

The good news is that I pull all ads in summer, so I should get caught up by then.

Then they can wait 4 months for full payment, the bastards.

They'll have to!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#32
February 04, 2009, 02:07:24 AM
I offer my condolences to all of you guys going through a shit time at the moment...
Be strong guys, life's a cycle of shit and rainbows.

I've been doing alright so far, but I'm just waiting for my turn...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.

Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pariah

#34
February 04, 2009, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.

Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
THATS FOR NEXT FEBUARY!
Is it ok if I started a couple years earlier.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
February 04, 2009, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Obecalp on February 04, 2009, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.

Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
THATS FOR NEXT FEBUARY!
Is it ok if I started a couple years earlier.


You're doing it for fun.

Soon you'll be doing it to avoid hypothermia, and to keep aggressive coyotes away.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#36
February 04, 2009, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.

Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell.  KYSFTB. Et al.

I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.

Yep.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

wade

#37
February 04, 2009, 04:35:29 AM
uh, wanna make-out?
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
February 04, 2009, 04:36:21 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:35:29 AM
uh, wanna make-out?

Okay, Enough is enough.  I guess I'm going to do what I was planning on.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

wade

#39
February 04, 2009, 04:39:45 AM
it was a joke. 

har har har.

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
February 04, 2009, 04:42:12 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:39:45 AM
it was a joke. 

har har har.


You see anyone laughing, you sack of shit?  What do you do for an encore?  Molest children for "laughs"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

wade

#41
February 04, 2009, 04:45:49 AM
freak.

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
February 04, 2009, 04:49:56 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:45:49 AM
freak.



:lulz:

Hey, Wade...do you think I'm the only one who has noticed that you uniformly pick on women, here?  Not only that, you pick on women when you perceive they are already having a hard time.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man, Wade?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#43
February 04, 2009, 04:51:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 04:49:56 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:45:49 AM
freak.



:lulz:

Hey, Wade...do you think I'm the only one who has noticed that you uniformly pick on women, here?  Not only that, you pick on women when you perceive they are already having a hard time.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man, Wade?

I thought that sort of behavior was punished with cattle prods after the fifth grade. :?

Surely they didn't let one get through the system...?

Jenne

#44
February 04, 2009, 04:58:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 04:27:47 AM


Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell.  KYSFTB. Et al.

I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.

Yep.

*hugs*
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