Official February Shit List Thread

[Kai]

My February has been just awesome so far.

Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell.  KYSFTB. Et al.

I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.

Yep.

I'm sorry to here that.

[Kai]

My February has been just awesome so far.

Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.

Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.

[Cain]

My February has been just awesome so far.

Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.

Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.

Not to mention the entire premise of the show is crap.  At least House has a reason for getting people with crazy illnesses.

(Yes, I know its an actual text book.  I'm ignoring that)

[Suu]

My February has been just awesome so far.

Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell.  KYSFTB. Et al.

I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.

Yep.

I'm sorry to here that.

I didn't mean that to be cruel to you, btw. I more or less did it cause...well...I could. I should just take more of my aggression out on Wade.

[Kai]

My February has been just awesome so far.

Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell.  KYSFTB. Et al.

I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.

Yep.

I'm sorry to here that.

I didn't mean that to be cruel to you, btw. I more or less did it cause...well...I could. I should just take more of my aggression out on Wade.

Nahh, its fine. People in this thread need to take out some aggressions and let out some emotion some way.

Nothing wrong with ranting about life on this forum.

[Vene]

My February has been just awesome so far.

Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.

Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.

I'll throw one of my chemistry books at you.  But I have no qualms about burning Gray's Anatomy.

[Suu]

I think I'm going to go bust out some aggression at the gym for a bit since I haven't gone in a few days. Then I gotta come home, finish sewing this vest, fix the velcro on my officer jacket and pack for the weekend.

[Richter]

He's a chill guy.  Crazy chef too, he'd fit right in.

He damn near killed you at the wedding for dancing with my sister...or was it my cousin? Though he had no right, he got to walk with two women.

  We had a little chat outside afterwards about that, had a drink, and things were cool.     

[Thurnez Isa]

Richter could dance with my sister if he wants... considering shes not 5 feet and hes a well more then 5 feet...

[Thurnez Isa]

he can also waste his time with my English assignment while he's at it

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

uh, wanna make-out?

Wade, isn't being creepy toward Suu exactly what made everyone here hate you in the first place?

[hooplala]

pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another.  I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it.   Maybe you're right though...

OHHHH CANADA

MY PITY SHINES ON THEEEEEE

I am not a nationalist in any way shape or form, but Wade is not representative of any Canadians I know.  Or North Americans, for that matter.  Or, citizens of this planet.

[LMNO]

Suu, if I actually existed IRL, I'd invite you over to drink bourbon and listen to Tom Waits with me.




And then we'd go set fire to hobos.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm really sorry so many are having such a crappy February.  It really sucks ass! 

[Dysnomia]

dysnomia~ still in therapy WOO!  Going to battle to the death with my insurance to see if they'll actually bloody cover mental health stuff so I can go once a week like I need to.


Suu~        *BEARHUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*

Nigel~    letting me near certain people ever would probably be a mistake...

Roger~  I've heard that making your neighbor's lives miserable is a wonderful way to get over cigars.