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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Cain

February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
So far

LMNO - car stolen
RWHN - flu, stuff at work
Valerie - gone, for now
Suu - divorce
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
000 - flat burnt down
Fomenter - car totalled

Payne

#1
February 03, 2009, 10:18:20 PM
Posting in what is bound to become a LEGENDARY thread.

Cramulus

#2
February 03, 2009, 10:23:13 PM
it's my girlfriend's birthday and she has a 102 fever.  :sad:

Messier Undertree

#3
February 03, 2009, 10:23:54 PM
I just died horribly.

wade

#4
February 03, 2009, 10:25:13 PM Last Edit: February 03, 2009, 10:27:53 PM by map&compass
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
So far

LMNO - car stolen
RWHN - flu, stuff at work
Valerie - gone, for now
Suu - divorce
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
000 - flat burnt down
Fomenter - car totalled

me - got cold feet, hands and face.  :argh!: (2x)
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Idem

#5
February 03, 2009, 10:35:26 PM
I have problems, man.

fomenter

#6
February 03, 2009, 10:37:21 PM
feb-u-be-wary
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

bds

#7
February 03, 2009, 10:42:18 PM
Quote from: map&compass on February 03, 2009, 10:25:13 PM
me - got cold feet, hands and face.  :argh!: (2x)

You hear that Wade?
It's the sound of nobody caring.

Also, my game is a week late to arrive.
FUCKING FEBRUARY!

Cainad (dec.)

#8
February 03, 2009, 10:49:30 PM
I was waiting for this thread.

Who will Eris go for next? :scared:

wade

#9
February 03, 2009, 11:27:22 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on February 03, 2009, 10:42:18 PM
Quote from: map&compass on February 03, 2009, 10:25:13 PM
me - got cold feet, hands and face.  :argh!: (2x)

You hear that Wade?
It's the sound of nobody caring.

Also, my game is a week late to arrive.
FUCKING FEBRUARY!

I forgot to post something...

ugh.   YEAH MY LIFE IN FEBRUARY SUCKS SO MUCH I HAD TO HELP DIG SOME FRIENDS OUT OF THE PARKING LOT.  WITH THE SHOVEL I KEEP IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR FOR SITUATIONS JUST LIKE THAT.   ugh.

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Vene

#10
February 03, 2009, 11:30:23 PM
Vene: Forced to drop out of college and become a bum.

wade

#11
February 03, 2009, 11:40:08 PM
wow, I almost pitty you people.
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

BADGE OF HONOR

#12
February 03, 2009, 11:45:20 PM
Well, at least none of us is wade, so I guess it could be worse.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hooplala

#13
February 03, 2009, 11:47:57 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Vene

#14
February 03, 2009, 11:50:01 PM
Quote from: BADGIAN AGENDA on February 03, 2009, 11:45:20 PM
Well, at least none of us is wade, so I guess it could be worse.
:lol: That is a very good point.
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