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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #210 on: February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 am »
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #211 on: February 27, 2009, 04:25:36 am »
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.
i expect senators taste a lot like rat too
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #212 on: February 27, 2009, 04:28:24 am »
I don't think  could eat a Senator.  Too disgusting.

Oh also, when we descend on DC to destroy its remains, I have dibs on burning down K street.
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #213 on: February 27, 2009, 04:32:46 am »
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.

In my neck of the woods,  they taste a lot like cod-liver-oil and sewage.
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #214 on: February 27, 2009, 06:26:44 am »
ours probably taste like stale beer and used condoms.


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« Reply #215 on: February 27, 2009, 06:38:32 am »
DELICIOUS!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #216 on: February 27, 2009, 07:12:53 am »
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Also, also.  all the suckers that said Obama isn't going to push the gun control thing can suck it.  His new AG is already pushing reinstating the AWB in the media.
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Also, speaking of which, ammo stockpiling from Obama and economy fearing gun-nuts has not made ammo scarce here scarce here, but it has made the price shoot up almost 50%.
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #217 on: February 27, 2009, 08:40:17 am »
Who will go for food at the Humane Society with a 9mm ?   :cry:


Or visit the Zoo with some shotguns? 
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #218 on: February 27, 2009, 03:53:52 pm »
By the time people are ready to eat dog the Humane Society and the Zoo will probably be empty.
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #219 on: February 27, 2009, 05:22:24 pm »
I would eat the fuck out of some endangered polar bears.
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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #220 on: February 27, 2009, 05:24:58 pm »
ZOMG!  Sarah Palin has hijacked ECH's account!!!!

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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #221 on: February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 pm »
I would eat me the fuck out of some of those endangered polar bears dontchaknow

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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #222 on: February 27, 2009, 07:55:04 pm »

I expect them to taste like flying rat.

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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #223 on: February 27, 2009, 07:56:41 pm »
ZOMG!  Sarah Palin has hijacked ECH's account!!!!

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I thought she was more into mooses?

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Re: Point of views on the new president of the United States.
« Reply #224 on: February 27, 2009, 10:12:59 pm »
I believe it was wolf control from helicopters that got her the particularly bad rap....