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Started by Seth_The_Fallen, February 15, 2009, 02:28:54 AM

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Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2009, 03:49:22 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2009, 03:49:22 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.
i expect senators taste a lot like rat too
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Requia ☣

I don't think  could eat a Senator.  Too disgusting.

Oh also, when we descend on DC to destroy its remains, I have dibs on burning down K street.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2009, 03:49:22 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.

In my neck of the woods,  they taste a lot like cod-liver-oil and sewage.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

ours probably taste like stale beer and used condoms.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Quote from: Iptuous on February 26, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Also, also.  all the suckers that said Obama isn't going to push the gun control thing can suck it.  His new AG is already pushing reinstating the AWB in the media.
:sad:

Also, speaking of which, ammo stockpiling from Obama and economy fearing gun-nuts has not made ammo scarce here scarce here, but it has made the price shoot up almost 50%.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

VIDEODROME

Who will go for food at the Humane Society with a 9mm ?   :cry:


Or visit the Zoo with some shotguns? 
The experiments will continue...    film at 11.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

By the time people are ready to eat dog the Humane Society and the Zoo will probably be empty.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

I would eat the fuck out of some endangered polar bears.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Dirtytime on February 27, 2009, 05:22:24 PM
I would eat me the fuck out of some of those endangered polar bears dontchaknow

fixt for that.

Jenne


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Elder Iptuous

I believe it was wolf control from helicopters that got her the particularly bad rap....