please update your POEE Chaplin NOTs

[the last yatto]

peedy, or how the west was lost, page twenty eight paragraph two and three, should read as the following:

Write your Erisian Affirmation in five copies, or the Aneristic version if that's your thing.
Have copies certified, then sign your name and nose-print each copy or not.
One copy must be sent to the President of the United States (electronic mail sent to president@whitehouse.gov is acceptable)
Send one on the next {Discordian Holyday} to Cabal of THE WORD -><- 733 11Th Avenue -><- New York, NY 10019-5051
Eventually nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.

Please allow six to eight weeks for delievery of your Ordination Certificate.

[Cramulus]

Send one on the next {Discordian Holyday} to Cabal of THE WORD -><- 733 11Th Avenue -><- New York, NY 10019-5051

Is that.... the daily show / colbert report mailing address? 

you need to tell 'em where in the building to send it or it'll likely get opened by a grunt and trashed

[the last yatto]

the word isnt enough of a hint?
getting trashed by a grunt might work for the first few anyways,
then hes like uh this is the 10th one this week, is this important?

more so if someone writes them back in 6-8 weeks asking where it is

[Telarus]

I approve of the new initiation addresses. I could whip up an 'official looking' ordination certificate graphic, then I could customize it with their holy name when they provide proof of said mailings... or uhh, yeah, we could use the POEE.uk spags versions.


[COLBERTGASM  needs to evolve or DIE]

[Idiot]

no u

[the last yatto]

[Faust]

why spilt?
just rip the moron a new one.

[fomenter]

I approve of the new initiation addresses. I could whip up an 'official looking' ordination certificate graphic, then I could customize it with their holy name when they provide proof of said mailings... or uhh, yeah, we could use the POEE.uk spags versions.


[COLBERTGASM  needs to evolve or DIE]

has anyone considered putting together a package of material showing Colbert's association with the illuminati,
and sending it to Jon Stuart with a invitation to join a rival organisation,
to restore the balance of power in the media,
with the idea of getting them to make it a running joke they can riff on back and forth,
with us feeding them material?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I approve of the new initiation addresses. I could whip up an 'official looking' ordination certificate graphic, then I could customize it with their holy name when they provide proof of said mailings... or uhh, yeah, we could use the POEE.uk spags versions.


[COLBERTGASM  needs to evolve or DIE]

has anyone considered putting together a package of material showing Colbert's association with the illuminati,
and sending it to Jon Stuart with a invitation to join a rival organisation,
to restore the balance of power in the media,
with the idea of getting them to make it a running joke they can riff on back and forth,
with us feeding them material?

The original plan had included inviting Stewart to join the Discordians 

[the last yatto]

you mean like sending JON, the elite discordian noticed of the collaspe economic but signing it as Stephen Colbert?
having some andrew jackson slaying merriall lynch the bull would make a nice poster

[COLBERTGASM  needs to evolve or DIE]

Cabal of the Word has already gotten some mail, so why not the entire studio?
Plus this might give Stephen's interns something to do other then hiding under his desk
a few days prior send one thats actually address to them, get them in on it, and


OUR TAKEOVER OF THE MEDIA WILL SOOON BE COMPLETE or not

[Telarus]

I sent a couple of different letters to the DailyShow addy when ColbertGasm went down (inviting John to the POEE/LDD/etc), so he's definitely aware of us (he also admitted that he "practiced black magic" on air the same week that Colbert was initiated with his broadcast 23Skidoo).

I also sent a bunch of HempScript (1s with Omar and 5s with Malaclypse) in various denominations and wrote meme-bombs from the PD and I!3 on them. I'm pretty sure Wyatt Cenac has most of them.....

[the last yatto]

fine then send the elite discordant economic notice to mad crammer
and Jake both comedy central and (c)nbc studios

[fomenter]

I sent a couple of different letters to the DailyShow addy when ColbertGasm went down (inviting John to the POEE/LDD/etc), so he's definitely aware of us (he also admitted that he "practiced black magic" on air the same week that Colbert was initiated with his broadcast 23Skidoo).

I also sent a bunch of HempScript (1s with Omar and 5s with Malaclypse) in various denominations and wrote meme-bombs from the PD and I!3 on them. I'm pretty sure Wyatt Cenac has most of them.....

nice

[Urraco]

I approve of the new initiation addresses. I could whip up an 'official looking' ordination certificate graphic, then I could customize it with their holy name when they provide proof of said mailings... or uhh, yeah, we could use the POEE.uk spags versions.


[COLBERTGASM  needs to evolve or DIE]

has anyone considered putting together a package of material showing Colbert's association with the illuminati,
and sending it to Jon Stuart with a invitation to join a rival organisation,
to restore the balance of power in the media,
with the idea of getting them to make it a running joke they can riff on back and forth,
with us feeding them material?

The original plan had included inviting Stewart to join the Discordians 

why invite someone into conscious discordia when they are oing fine as they are?

shits & giggles is an appropriate answer.

[Telarus]

fine then send the elite discordant economic notice to mad crammer
and Jake both comedy central and (c)nbc studios

Well, I didn't say that going through Stewart was a bad idea, just letting you know that direct contact had been initiated with what looked like a response. We could ramp that up a bit as the Dailyshow has gotten some recent Buzz surrounding the whole Crammer thing. If you start throwing out ideas about how we can tie all these together and make them work, I'm sure the group can refine them...