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Sink or Swim

Started by Pariah, February 22, 2009, 10:07:49 PM

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February 22, 2009, 10:07:49 PM Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 02:02:43 AM by The Pariah
Sink or swim

Our two options according to nearly everyone. You either Sink or swim. Do you want to be like that dirty hobo? Of course not. Do you want to be that charming businessman with the caustic grin, trophy wife and 2.5 kids. OF COURSE! My question. Is why do I have to do either. Why can't I float. Or frolic in the water. Why can't I live on a shack on the beach swim and sleep. Why can't a climb a mountain with out fame or glory. Why do I have to take part in their sick game. What kind of sick fuck traps a bunch of people in a tank full of water and tell them to sink or swim anyways.

Not only that, they quietly tell you  "this is your grand opportunity, the American Dream. Anyone can swim if they want to. Anyone can rise to the top" all while slipping  on hereditary life jackets to the ones they want to succeed and rocks to the ones they don't. It's a joke. They don't even conceal their laughter. This is your freedom? Be impoverished or have your soul taken. Fuck swimming anyways, I'm hydrophobic.

[Edited for spelling]
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Aufenthatt

#1
February 22, 2009, 10:26:44 PM
Its all pretty shallow anyway

Aufenthatt

#2
February 22, 2009, 10:51:45 PM
Chillin, taking life slow, house by the beach



Chillin, taking life slow untill 37, living in basement

fomenter

#3
February 22, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
good first rant  :D
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 22, 2009, 11:29:28 PM
The fail has been extracted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fomenter

#5
February 22, 2009, 11:31:39 PM Last Edit: February 22, 2009, 11:37:33 PM by fomenter
 it was attracting flies
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Pariah

#6
February 22, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
What was the fail anyways?
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 22, 2009, 11:51:44 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 22, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
What was the fail anyways?

DK, taking your rant personally.  We have removed it in a lead box, and put it where future generations will be able to appreciate it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pariah

#8
February 23, 2009, 01:34:20 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 23, 2009, 01:56:47 AM
Quote from: lumberjim on February 23, 2009, 01:51:58 AM

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."
-brother Dave Gardner

that's my buddy zippyt's sig line.  dude lives it.



I'm more like:

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is beating the shit out of bankers on the street corner."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pariah

#10
February 23, 2009, 02:22:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2009, 01:56:47 AM
Happiness is beating the shit out of bankers on the street corner."

For me it leaving all the shit behind. But when fuckers take that stuff away from me then its time for a beating.

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#11
February 23, 2009, 03:42:34 AM
 :fap: :fap:

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
February 24, 2009, 12:30:19 AM
Cleaned (again).

Bump to bring it back where it belongs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pariah

#13
February 24, 2009, 03:55:19 AM
Mmk
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 24, 2009, 03:57:40 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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