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Sink or Swim
« on: February 22, 2009, 10:07:49 pm »
Sink or swim

Our two options according to nearly everyone. You either Sink or swim. Do you want to be like that dirty hobo? Of course not. Do you want to be that charming businessman with the caustic grin, trophy wife and 2.5 kids. OF COURSE! My question. Is why do I have to do either. Why canít I float. Or frolic in the water. Why canít I live on a shack on the beach swim and sleep. Why canít a climb a mountain with out fame or glory. Why do I have to take part in their sick game. What kind of sick fuck traps a bunch of people in a tank full of water and tell them to sink or swim anyways.

Not only that, they quietly tell you  Ēthis is your grand opportunity, the American Dream. Anyone can swim if they want to. Anyone can rise to the topĒ all while slipping  on hereditary life jackets to the ones they want to succeed and rocks to the ones they donít. Itís a joke. They donít even conceal their laughter. This is your freedom? Be impoverished or have your soul taken. Fuck swimming anyways, Iím hydrophobic.

[Edited for spelling]
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 02:02:43 am by The Pariah »
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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 10:26:44 pm »
Its all pretty shallow anyway

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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 10:51:45 pm »
Chillin, taking life slow, house by the beach



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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2009, 11:26:29 pm »
good first rant  :D
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 11:29:28 pm »
The fail has been extracted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2009, 11:31:39 pm »
 it was attracting flies
« Last Edit: February 22, 2009, 11:37:33 pm by fomenter »
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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2009, 11:48:20 pm »
What was the fail anyways?
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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2009, 11:51:44 pm »
What was the fail anyways?

DK, taking your rant personally.  We have removed it in a lead box, and put it where future generations will be able to appreciate it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 01:34:20 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 01:56:47 am »

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."
-brother Dave Gardner

that's my buddy zippyt's sig line.  dude lives it.



I'm more like:

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is beating the shit out of bankers on the street corner."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 02:22:05 am »
Happiness is beating the shit out of bankers on the street corner."

For me it leaving all the shit behind. But when fuckers take that stuff away from me then its time for a beating.

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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 03:42:34 am »
 :fap: :fap:

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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 12:30:19 am »
Cleaned (again).

Bump to bring it back where it belongs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Sink or Swim
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009, 03:55:19 am »
Mmk
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2009, 03:57:40 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.