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Started by Torodung, March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM

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Triple Zero

#15
March 02, 2009, 07:00:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Thurnez Isa

#16
March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM

Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.

:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
March 02, 2009, 10:57:13 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
March 02, 2009, 11:58:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 02, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Don't resist it, ride it!

The anxiety and insanity of the End Times is one of the greatest things humanity's ever created. Logically, it's something we should really only experience once, but we lucky people will get to experience it two or three times in our lifetime.

it really doesn't matter that the world's not going to end. It's just a great excuse to go batshit and screech about stuff.

Stock market is at 6753.  Boo.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Torodung

#19
March 03, 2009, 03:46:12 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 02, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Don't resist it, ride it!

The anxiety and insanity of the End Times is one of the greatest things humanity's ever created. Logically, it's something we should really only experience once, but we lucky people will get to experience it two or three times in our lifetime.

it really doesn't matter that the world's not going to end. It's just a great excuse to go batshit and screech about stuff.

Who needs an excuse? And the world is coming to an end. Matchbox 20 says so. The first time I heard that song, they got to the Chorus and it was all "I believe the world is c...MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU." Bing Crosby had broken in somehow, singing "Chestnuts Roasting." Then the signal came back.

That was the day I realized that I am proper f!cked. I will be surfing this wave for as long as the pipeline holds.
The only choice you're given is how best to burn
BURN BRIGHTLY

Murmur

#20
March 03, 2009, 07:24:22 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Are you volunteering to go first?  :evilmad:

Chill out, kiddo.  I was mostly joking. 
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"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Faust

#21
March 03, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM

Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.

:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
ok well it rose today. But it wont rise tomorrow.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Triple Zero

#22
March 03, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 03, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM

Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.

:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
ok well it rose today. But it wont rise tomorrow.

WHAT?!!! FO REAL THIS TIME??!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Torodung

#23
March 06, 2009, 06:14:54 PM
Quote from: Murmur on March 03, 2009, 07:24:22 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Are you volunteering to go first?  :evilmad:

Chill out, kiddo.  I was mostly joking. 

That is where we differ. I am entirely joking.  :wink:
The only choice you're given is how best to burn
BURN BRIGHTLY

Faust

#24
March 06, 2009, 09:19:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 03, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 03, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM

Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.

:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
ok well it rose today. But it wont rise tomorrow.

Ok so I was wrong.
But it DEFINITELY wont rise tomorrow.

WHAT?!!! FO REAL THIS TIME??!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Tempest Virago

#25
March 06, 2009, 09:42:47 PM
And I may be wrong about this, but wasn't the whole thing that that was when the calendar started over? Not to mention, I feel like if these guys think the Mayans are so right all the time, they should be worshiping the Mayan gods and sacrificing people. Otherwise it's just hypocritical.

Elder Iptuous

#26
March 06, 2009, 10:18:03 PM
Yea, as far as i understand it, the 2012 date is when it starts over the long count.
also.  i thought the Mayans did not sacrifice people?  (just the Aztecs and Olmecs)
The did have some neat skills in utilizing acoustics, sunlight and shadows in their architecture, from what i've read.  They also had recorded in their codices that the coke bottle shapped stone stone holes in the ground that we can see allowed them to observe the stars in the daytime.  That's a pretty neat trick, no?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
March 07, 2009, 03:30:45 AM
They did sacrifice people, just not with the frequency and scale of the Aztecs. Usually high-ranking war captives.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

A.N. Other

#28
March 07, 2009, 04:54:51 AM
So, who thinks suicide rates are going to jump up all of 2012, and then really spike December 2012?
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
March 07, 2009, 06:07:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 06, 2009, 10:18:03 PM
Yea, as far as i understand it, the 2012 date is when it starts over the long count.
also.  i thought the Mayans did not sacrifice people?  (just the Aztecs and Olmecs)


Incorrect.  Pretty much all of the meso-American city builders were into hacking peoples' hearts out and throwing maidens into their drinking water.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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