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I Wish I Was In Britain Right Now

Started by A.N. Other, March 03, 2009, 05:16:15 AM

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A.N. Other

"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

MrFrizzleFry

God finds the stupid America stereotype hilarious.

A.N. Other

You mean the beer swillin', redneck that believes God will kill them towel heads good, damn it!

That stereotype?
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

Sir Squid Diddimus

wtf do free books in Brittan have to do with any american stereotype

MrFrizzleFry

Quote from: Sprehhan Boli on March 03, 2009, 06:07:44 AM
You mean the beer swillin', redneck that believes God will kill them towel heads good, damn it!

That stereotype?

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I don't know, but this thread makes me think of the hot auto mechanic I found on OKCupid who has a ridiculous list of favorite books, and by "ridiculous" I mean  :fap:
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MrFrizzleFry

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 03, 2009, 07:19:28 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on March 03, 2009, 06:16:35 AM
wtf do free books in Brittan have to do with any american stereotype
The person who made the thread is American. She wishes she is in Britain, because of the free books and ask God why. The reason she is not there is because God finds the stupid American stereotype hilarious, and wants to keep it alive.

Mu

Britain isn't the best place to be at the moment though to be honest... Try somewhere where the economy isn't as unstable  :horrormirth:
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Cain

Or the leaders as ineptly authoritarian.

Or the people as stupid.

Or the weather as bad.

Or the food as bad.

Or the higher education system funded as bad.

In fact, it would be shorter to draw up a list of why anyone should want to live in the UK, which would go: sometimes free books are given away, and, because I'm here.

Also, I have friends studying at Bristol Uni, so they probably hired a truck and made their way down to this warehouse.  I shall make enquiries.

bds

Cain speaks pure troof.
This country sucks dick.

How dare I be born here?

:argh!:

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also: Payne, P3NT and Irn Bru and Haggis and uhhh Tate Modern is pretty cool?
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Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2009, 10:46:08 AM

In fact, it would be shorter to draw up a list of why anyone should want to live in the UK, which would go: sometimes free books are given away, and, because I'm here.

And St John's Restaurant.

http://www.foodtourist.com/ftguide/Content/I2052.htm