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ITT: Sexy Role Play

Started by Cramulus, March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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hooplala

#90
February 01, 2011, 02:25:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 01, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
...and we can tangle in a love octagon.


NT: I'll be Julian Assange...

I'll be a secret, and you can expose me.



NT:  I'll be L Ron Hubbard...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Richter

#91
February 01, 2011, 02:42:52 PM
..and I'll be Xenu, here put a Thetan in you.

NT: I'll beTeddy Rosevelt...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#92
February 01, 2011, 02:49:11 PM
...and you can whisper softly to me while brandishing that big stick.



NT: I'll be Rosa Parks...

AFK

#93
February 01, 2011, 02:52:37 PM
And we'll to it at the back of the bus, the front of the bus, on top of the bus, under the bus and we'll be really daring and use the emergency exit. 

NT:  I'll be Iron Chef Morimoto
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#94
February 01, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM
I've got this red hot fantasy, baby. You feeling kinky? You and I are gonna do a little bedroom role-play....


I'll dress up as Abraham Lincoln. And you...



...Shoot you in the head, jump down to the stage and break my leg, and then lead the police in a massive manhunt.  I eventually get stuck in a burning barn.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#95
February 01, 2011, 03:43:05 PM
NT??

The Good Reverend Roger

#96
February 01, 2011, 03:44:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 01, 2011, 03:43:05 PM
NT??

I'm Bea Arthur's maggoty corpse, and you...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#97
February 01, 2011, 03:56:57 PM
...jump up and down while Peewee Herman gets ready for the mung.

NT:  I'll be Snake Pliskin...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

BadBeast

#98
February 04, 2011, 02:32:27 AM
----getting skullfucked in his empty eyesocket, by ----
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Johnny

#99
February 04, 2011, 03:29:45 AM

OH baby, ill be Klaus Nomi and...
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

BadBeast

#100
February 04, 2011, 05:29:59 AM
I'll be Dick Van Dyke, lookin' for Maary Poppin's!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cramulus

#101
February 04, 2011, 02:47:11 PM
NT: I'll be Michelle Obama....

AFK

#102
February 04, 2011, 02:57:19 PM
And I'll make you really proud of your country baby.

NT:  I'll be Bono. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#103
February 04, 2011, 04:53:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 02:57:19 PM
And I'll make you really proud of your country baby.

NT:  I'll be Bono. 
Then I'll be Mrs Doyle, (To remind Bono of his oirish roots)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cramulus

#104
February 04, 2011, 05:02:40 PM
speaking of doyle... and since BB didn't pick the NT...



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