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Started by Cramulus, March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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Cramulus

March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM
I've got this red hot fantasy, baby. You feeling kinky? You and I are gonna do a little bedroom role-play....


I'll dress up as Abraham Lincoln. And you...

Cramulus

#1
March 05, 2009, 04:57:44 PM
[This is where someone else would have posted if this weren't a demonstration round]

...I'll be a slave and you can emancipate me.


NT:
Here's the fantasy... I'll be Batman... You know, the one with the articulated nipple armor...

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
March 05, 2009, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 05, 2009, 04:57:44 PM
[This is where someone else would have posted if this weren't a demonstration round]

...I'll be a slave and you can emancipate me.


NT:
Here's the fantasy... I'll be Batman... You know, the one with the articulated nipple armor...

... I'll be Two-Face and you can 'toss my coin'
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#3
March 05, 2009, 05:01:26 PM
So yeah, I'm going to wear my Ambassador Klok Kaos costume...
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#4
March 05, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2009, 05:01:26 PM
So yeah, I'm going to wear my Ambassador Klok Kaos costume...

...and I'll show you somethign REALLY "outlandish"

NT:
I'll be Gahndi, quietly spinning on the porch...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#5
March 05, 2009, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
NT:
I'll be Gahndi, quietly spinning on the porch...

sexy - I'll use an english accent and invade you while you protest nonviolently



NT: I'll be Donald Trump

Cainad (dec.)

#6
March 05, 2009, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
NT:
I'll be Gahndi, quietly spinning on the porch...

...and YOU can enlist my Indians as a stretcher-bearer corps in the Zulu War of 1906


NT:
I'll be inscribing a circle of mahdjiqual runes on the floor, wearing my robe and wizard hat...



Edit: Cram you Damnulus!

P3nT4gR4m

#7
March 05, 2009, 05:17:27 PM
I'll be Crowley, blasting you up the ass, but not in a ghey way


NT: I have 13kilos of butter and a dead squirrel

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#8
March 05, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
Hawt, let me just grab my apron and I will be your Paula Deen. 

NT:  I've got my golden mic and am ready to employ my dead-ringer Rush Limbaugh impersenation...
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#9
March 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
... donkey punch a heart attack clench out of you.

NT: I'm nekkit except for rigger boots and a toolbelt and covered head to toe in excrement

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#10
March 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: lumberjim on March 05, 2009, 05:23:37 PM
I'll be a bottle of oxxies and you can eat me.


NT:  I'll be Chris Farley in my Chippendale's outfit, and you can....

... be David Spade.

(I really don't think you have to add anything else to that line...)

NT: I'll be the CEO of GM
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Jasper

#11
March 05, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: lumberjim on March 05, 2009, 05:23:37 PM
I'll be a bottle of oxxies and you can eat me.


NT:  I'll be Chris Farley in my Chippendale's outfit, and you can....

... be David Spade.

(I really don't think you have to add anything else to that line...)

NT: I'll be the CEO of GM

And you can advertise in my Transformers.

NT:  I'll be Bobby Jindal...

AFK

#12
March 05, 2009, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 05, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
And you can advertise in my Transformers.

NT:  I'll be Bobby Jindal...

...and I'll be Sarah Palin and you can ride my bridge to nowhere. 

NT:  I'll be Ben Linus
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Kai

#13
March 05, 2009, 06:42:28 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#14
March 05, 2009, 06:52:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2009, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 05, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
And you can advertise in my Transformers.

NT:  I'll be Bobby Jindal...

...and I'll be Sarah Palin and you can ride my bridge to nowhere. 

NT:  I'll be Ben Linus

I'll be the spag that had to google Ben Linus?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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