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Started by Cramulus, March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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Cramulus

#30
March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe

you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.



NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#31
March 06, 2009, 05:06:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe

you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.



NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...

Spekking of inflate... look up "body inflation fetish" sometime.

scores of weird
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Bu🤠ns

#32
March 06, 2009, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe

you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.



NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...

and I'll be with you in a Jiffy!

NT: i just drank a bottle of exlax...


edit: aw fuck i can't belive i just POSTED that

Richter

#33
March 06, 2009, 06:33:04 PM
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 06, 2009, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe

you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.



NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...

and I'll be with you in a Jiffy!

NT: i just drank a bottle of exlax...


edit: aw fuck i can't belive i just POSTED that


...and I put on my Warhol glasses, black turtleneck, tie you up over a canvas and strut around acting pretentious, scremaing, and tweaking my Salvadoir Dali moustache while I explain the cultural signifigance to the media.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Bu🤠ns

#34
March 06, 2009, 07:10:53 PM
ty for saving that....nt?

Sheered Völva

#35
March 06, 2009, 08:17:18 PM
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 06, 2009, 07:10:53 PM
ty for saving that....nt?

and I'll thank you for keeping your mouth closed during sex. Unless you put one of my body parts in it.

NT: I'll be dressed in a gorilla suit...

Cramulus

#36
March 06, 2009, 08:28:05 PM
kay, you hold a barbie doll and stand on top of the fridge while I throw model planes at you.


then when you die, I'll fuck your corpse



oh and this is all in black and white.



also, you won't be getting the deposit on the gorilla suit back





next, I'll be a doctor who makes house calls...

AFK

#37
March 06, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
I'll be a psychotic shut in who kills you, cuts you into tiny pieces and then turns you into a stew.  By the way, it would really help if you pretended your name was Stu.

And now that I'm done with you, I'm going to pretend I am Morgan Freeman. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#38
March 07, 2009, 01:24:39 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 06, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
I'll be a psychotic shut in who kills you, cuts you into tiny pieces and then turns you into a stew.  By the way, it would really help if you pretended your name was Stu.

And now that I'm done with you, I'm going to pretend I am Morgan Freeman. 

and I'll be Sean Connery, and we act out geriatric slashfic.

NT:  I'll be Brian Urloch, and challenge you to an honoor doooeel.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#39
March 08, 2009, 01:11:05 AM
Urlacher^

And I'll be Tom Brady, and I'll let you sack me. Over and over and over again.

NT: I'll be Magneto...
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Bu🤠ns

#40
March 08, 2009, 01:58:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 08, 2009, 01:11:05 AM
Urlacher^

And I'll be Tom Brady, and I'll let you sack me. Over and over and over again.

NT: I'll be Magneto...

AND .... I ... AM ... IRON MAN!

i just bought 20 crabby paddys.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#41
March 08, 2009, 05:26:18 AM
I'll be Patrick! Let's gaysex! Also, sorry but you probably have gay anal manherpes now... So uh, you know, you should probably get that checked.

NT: I'll be Terry Schaivo!

Richter

#42
March 08, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 08, 2009, 05:26:18 AM
I'll be Patrick! Let's gaysex! Also, sorry but you probably have gay anal manherpes now... So uh, you know, you should probably get that checked.

NT: I'll be Terry Schaivo!

...and I'll be Stephen Hawkins.

NT: I'll be the love child of two militants, a Palestinian and an Israeli... 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#43
March 08, 2009, 02:44:22 PM
 :lulz: rule 34 on Terry Shaivo / Stephen Hawking!

Dysnomia

#44
March 09, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
I'll be Rush Limbaugh...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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