ITT: Sexy Role Play

[Bruno]

And I'll roll you across the White hose lawn... um, with my penis.


NT: I'll be a DOS prompt...

[Dysnomia]

...and I'll program your files 


I'll be a leprechaun...

[Kurt Christ]

...and I'll show you the end of MY rainbow.

I'll be Godzilla...

[Bruno]

NT: I'll be the Sta-Puft^tm Marshmallow Man...

[Cramulus]

FINALLY - someone who can can cover me the in sticky white goop that I crave




and then when we're cleaned up, I'll dress up like a satanic priest...

[Cain]

And I'll dress like a bunch of old politicians having a meeting at Bohemian Grove.

Once that's done, I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat...

[Bu🤠ns]

And I'll dress like a bunch of old politicians having a meeting at Bohemian Grove.

Once that's done, I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat...

And i'll whip out my wrench.

later on, we can go to the zoo...

[Richter]

...put on some "Bloodhound Gang" and jump into a cage with nothing but mammals.

NT: I'll be a suspiciously effeminate boiler repairman...

[Cainad (dec.)]

And you can re-ignite my pilot light.

Later on, I'll dress up as a Starbucks barista...

[Cramulus]

you can spit in my coffee
and I'll jack off in the bathroom



then I'll put on a George Washington wig

[Dysnomia]

...and you can ride my white horse.






I'll be Arnold Schwarzenegger...

[Bruno]

... and I'll be Bach.




NT: I'm still Bach.

[Iason Ouabache]

.. and I'll let you play on my organ.




I'll be octo-mom.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

...and I'll be balls deep in your million dollar tentacle porn.





I'll be Grandpa...

[Rumckle]

...and I'll let you cook my pussy.


I'll be the rotting corpse of George Wahington...