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Kids Music Band Names?

Started by AFK, March 10, 2009, 05:40:27 PM

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AFK

Yeah, so I'm shelving the illegitimate son of convention for awhile and concentrating on my new venture, kids music.  I already have one song written and am working on others.  But I need a good band name.  So, for some reason, i'm compelled to ask you spags for suggestions.  Keep in mind, this is music for kids and that, with any luck, I might one day actually perform this music in front of kids, so, anything not PG or lower probably won't work. 

So, have at it. 
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hmmm
I'm finding this difficult without having heard any of your kids stuff.
are you telling stories?
making goofy noises?
are these educational?

I can't imagine there not being a pun -- give us some clues!

AFK

Well, I only have the one song written.

And it's about carrots. 

The chorus goes:

Because...
I hate carrots
Yeah, I hate carrots
My mom says they're keen
filled with beta carrot-enes
I don't want to sound mean
But I hate carrots.

So not really educational so far.  I think my schtick will be sortof little songs about what it's like to be a kid.  And their will be puns for sure, but they won't really be central to the songs or anything. 
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AFK

I kinda like Groan Ups. 

But keep em coming. 

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