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Financial fuckery thread

Started by Cain, March 12, 2009, 09:14:45 AM

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Cain


wade

I don't understand this whole bull/bear thing....
I'm scared, but I have confidence in my stock market picks....
if I lose it all, meh. I'll still have a job so it's not too big of a deal, ..
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Cain

Basically, bull market = good, bear market = bad.

the other anonymous

Quote from: wade on April 05, 2009, 06:29:51 PM
I don't understand this whole bull/bear thing....
I'm scared, but I have confidence in my stock market picks....
if I lose it all, meh. I'll still have a job so it's not too big of a deal, ..

Bull Market: Everybody buys into hyped-up bullshit.
Bear Market: Everybody's scared and hugging their teddy bears.

Iason Ouabache

I'd love to see the pair of mini-crashes in the late 80s add to that chart. Just for comparison.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: NONE on April 03, 2009, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 01, 2009, 04:12:18 AM
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 01:53:36 AM
Quote from: NONE on April 03, 2009, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 01, 2009, 04:12:18 AM
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

Heh. Just got back from the Res.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: NONE on April 06, 2009, 01:55:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 01:53:36 AM
Quote from: NONE on April 03, 2009, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 01, 2009, 04:12:18 AM
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

Heh. Just got back from the Res.

Which one? 

Won't help, though.  The new tax is federal.  Buy from Vito.  Things fall off of trucks around him a lot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

maphdet

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 01:53:36 AM
Quote from: NONE on April 03, 2009, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 01, 2009, 04:12:18 AM
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

yeah, ppl will always spend money on two items to matter what-drink and food -tobacco-maybe
just in the last couple of weeks i heard that alcohol sales have gone up-i havent done any research to back that up though but i believe it.

I also think there is a simple way to fix this whole economic mess (ofcourse nothing will work and it is doomed)
change the name of the dollar
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Adios

#72
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 01:57:57 AM
Quote from: NONE on April 06, 2009, 01:55:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 01:53:36 AM
Quote from: NONE on April 03, 2009, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 01, 2009, 04:12:18 AM
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

Heh. Just got back from the Res.

Which one?  

Won't help, though.  The new tax is federal.  Buy from Vito.  Things fall off of trucks around him a lot.

Still,  a carton. I can make my own whiskey.
*cough* family was moonshiners *cough*

Adios

the opinion from the Country sector.

The song starts at 3:10 into the video but the lead is in pretty good too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXRibzKERpU