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Started by hooplala, February 22, 2010, 10:12:10 PM

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hooplala

February 22, 2010, 10:12:10 PM


Boner from "Growing Pains" has apparently been eaten by Canada...

from wiki:
Quote"In February 2010, Joshua Koenig was reported missing by friends and family.[2] He was last seen in West Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada on February 14, and missed a scheduled flight back to the U.S. on February 16.[3] According to his parents, Koenig left evidence that he was depressed prior to his disappearance.[4]"

...the "evidence" in question was the entire Growing Pains catalogue
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BabylonHoruv

#1
February 24, 2010, 09:33:47 AM
Isn't Surrey the serial killer capital of Canada?
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hooplala

#2
February 24, 2010, 01:56:24 PM
Well, it's where we grow them, if that's what you mean.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 07, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
It's damn near two years later, and nobody cares about the boner.   :cry:
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#4
November 07, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
It's damn near two years later, and nobody cares about the boner.   :cry:

They did find his body.  I remember the press conference.

http://gossiponthis.com/2010/02/26/andrew-koenig-found-dead/
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November 08, 2011, 03:21:49 AM
Wow... I barely remember him in "Growing Pains". Kinda brings that show back for me.
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hooplala

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November 08, 2011, 01:41:33 PM
Quote from: Murmur on November 08, 2011, 03:21:49 AM
Wow... I barely remember him in "Growing Pains". Kinda brings that show back for me.

THEN YOU BARELY REMEMBER "GROWING PAINS", MOTHERFUCKER.  Boner fucking MADE that show.  The show may have ostensibly been about the Seavers, but only a fucking fool would believe that.  Was Happy Days about the Cunninghams?  Fuck no.  It was about the incredible sex appeal of Ralph Malph.  Everybody knows that. Was the Brady Bunch about the Bradys?  Jesus Christ no, it was about mostly about Sam the Butcher, and if you look a little closer it was all about the Watergate scandal.  You read a lot of Tom Clancy novels, don't you?  Was Maude about Maude?  No, it was about Adrienne Barbeau's enormous tits... what is wrong with you?  Like seriously, what is wrong with you?

How could you ignore the boner?
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

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#7
November 08, 2011, 02:40:28 PM
Especially where Boner was Chekov's son.
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November 08, 2011, 02:58:37 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 08, 2011, 01:41:33 PM
Quote from: Murmur on November 08, 2011, 03:21:49 AM
Wow... I barely remember him in "Growing Pains". Kinda brings that show back for me.

THEN YOU BARELY REMEMBER "GROWING PAINS", MOTHERFUCKER.  Boner fucking MADE that show.  The show may have ostensibly been about the Seavers, but only a fucking fool would believe that.  Was Happy Days about the Cunninghams?  Fuck no.  It was about the incredible sex appeal of Ralph Malph.  Everybody knows that. Was the Brady Bunch about the Bradys?  Jesus Christ no, it was about mostly about Sam the Butcher, and if you look a little closer it was all about the Watergate scandal.  You read a lot of Tom Clancy novels, don't you?  Was Maude about Maude?  No, it was about Adrienne Barbeau's enormous tits... what is wrong with you?  Like seriously, what is wrong with you?

How could you ignore the boner?

:potd:

Jenne

#9
November 08, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Cram beat me to it, but Hoops, :mittens:

Cain

#10
November 08, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
He wasn't found with his feet missing, was he?

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November 09, 2011, 06:20:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
He wasn't found with his feet missing, was he?

That's one of my favorite mysteries of all time.
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