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Why the world should be moar like PD.com

Started by Herbertina Merrique V, March 19, 2009, 09:05:42 PM

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Jasper

Quote from: Dr Hoopla on March 20, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
I would rather live in a world of people dressed like The Crow.

When your gun fires rubber bullets, everyone looks like Brandon Lee.

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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Requia on March 19, 2009, 11:30:47 PM
If th world were like PD, Roger would have access to the button.  Or would have had rather.

If the world was like PD, I would have a club, and I would hunt humans like so many baby harp seals.  And they would love me for it.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

Quote from: Nigel on March 20, 2009, 04:13:13 AM
The thing about people in the "real world" is that they PRETEND to be sweet and lovey and caring, and they give you shitty advice and you die and they don't go to your funeral.

Here, we'll call you a moron to your face, give you good advice that you didn't want to hear, and if you don't take it we'll drive the 800 miles to cry at your funeral, and mean it.
Too saccharine.
If any of you spags die I'd make a thread about it. If I die I want a thread making fun of me and mspainting mustaches on my bloated corpse
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Herbertina Merrique V

Quote from: LMNO on March 20, 2009, 01:04:15 PM
"lie and cheat"?

I may be an asshole, but I'm not a politician.
I didn't necessarily mean on this board (which, of course, happens too :P), but IRL. Like, most of us are not die hard moralists who play fair all the time? I mean come on, we're supposed to be a conspiracy here! :/
Anyway, I kind of like the point Nigel made, though saying that all the PD assholes actually care about you and will come to your funeral is slightly exaggerating. :lol: Some of the people might, and the 'inner circle' of the most active members probably do, but for newbies this place probably just seems rather full of fucktards and trolls trolling trolls. With all the arguing inside the community there's no ideology in common for all of the people, and so you just have to make something up for yourself, and OMG use your brain.

Quote from: Dr HooplaI would rather live in a world of people dressed like The Crow.
And think, just think if you could have both. :aaa:

Quote from: BADGE OF HONORHerbertina: is that you in your avatar?
Yes. That is the second time you ask, by the way. :P And don't start the OH NOES A SUBCULTURE KILL EEEET WITH FIRE!!1 stuff, I have my reasons for occasionally looking Goth. :lulz:
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