espistle to the fools`

[Unbound Wrench]

i have come to tell you that you are bound. yes, you so called worshippers of chaos, you are infact bound by the things you mock and laugh at. you say you shun order, and yet you know that you can not. to shun order is to be bound. to shun disorder is to be bound. to acknowledge anything but the eternal, is to be bound. i laugh at you.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

i have come to tell you that you are bound. yes, you so called worshippers of chaos, you are infact bound by the things you mock and laugh at. you say you shun order, and yet you know that you can not. to shun order is to be bound. to shun disorder is to be bound. to acknowledge anything but the eternal, is to be bound. i laugh at you.

I never proclaimed to be unbound cause i wanna worship chaos, believing in chaos just means that you can be considdered a coconut with feet.

[Unbound Wrench]

your bound words are all that is. may you be bound forever.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

[gnimbley]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

[MedeoPlusPlus]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

I've seen you write that on at least three separate occasions... is it a real song?

[Guido Finucci]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

I've seen you write that on at least three separate occasions... is it a real song?

Nah - it is just the Dragen failing to cope with the Whatever 'Tard in Unbound Wrench's sig.

[Malaul]

I thought he was trying to convey to the guy how irritating it is to hear the same set of words over adn over again...

[Malaul]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

::dances::

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i have come to tell you that you are bound. yes, you so called worshippers of chaos, you are infact bound by the things you mock and laugh at. you say you shun order, and yet you know that you can not. to shun order is to be bound. to shun disorder is to be bound. to acknowledge anything but the eternal, is to be bound. i laugh at you.

Heh.  Sucker.

You think you're unbound?  Really?

If so, I have something for you to read.

[Trollax]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

I smell another spurious paradoy coming on

What have we done with inner sense?
It disappeared with rights and laws that don't make sense
Adolescent presidents
Wasting lives on getting oil for their friends

"Don't wanna be your unbound wrench"
One more dogmatic Guru said
I'd rather be non-exis-tent
I'll never be your unbound wrench

All this time to Fnord out trends
What do you do when your guru wants some head?
Now fanatics try to rend
All the fundies are unhinging in their heads

Now and Zen
Now and Zen

"Don't wanna be your unbound wrench"
One more dogmatic Guru said
I'd rather be non-exis-tent
I'll never be your unbound wrench

One more time before I retch
I never said it all was set in stone
Just like you wanted it all absolute in confidence
The world is not a structured kit and you can't
sell me all that king-type shit!

"Don't wanna be your unbound wrench"
One more dogmatic Guru said
I'd rather be non-exis-tent
I'll never be your unbound wrench

[MedeoPlusPlus]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

::dances::

::joins the celebration::

[Efrim]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

::dances::

::joins the celebration::

This is the way. Someone tries to insult all of us and we just throw a text party. brilliant.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

trying to hear unbound wrench over the din. also starts danceing cause of the funky beat

[MedeoPlusPlus]

singing*: "don´t wanna be yr unbound wrench

::dances::

::joins the celebration::

This is the way. Someone tries to insult all of us and we just throw a text party. brilliant.

Search for the thread entitled "He Died For You". We had some fun with that guy