The Fat Eris Cook book

[Richter]

Different invocations were the main thing I noticed.  The priest / clergy / whatever were also more approachable, less aloof, but it was more a small town group, so that may not hold true for all of them.

The potatoes, near as we can tell, were designed to put the maximum amount of calories into the problematically nonhungry bereaved.  It's like consuming a smothered hash brown made with extra awesome.

Damnit, I need to make some now, where's that recipe....

Edit:

Oh, now you're asking for it! OK, I will start with Funeral Potatoes:

1 can Campbells Cream of Whatever soup
1 lb shredded cheese (in Mormonland, "cheese" ALWAYS means cheddar. Other types will be individually specified if necessary)
1 8-oz container of sour cream
1 bunch of green onions
1 16-oz bag of shredded hash brown potatoes
1 tube of Ritz crackers, or if you're feeling FANCY you can use Pringles.

Chop the onions. Dump everything but the crackers into a bowl and mix well. Transfer into a casserole dish, crush the crackers on top, and bake at 350 for 1 hour. Bring to your favorite funerals, bible study meetings, or family reunions! A real crowd-pleaser!

Caution: for some reason this recipe WILL NOT WORK if you try substituting fresh, grated potatoes. Maybe it would be OK if they were chopped rather than grated, but I don't want to try it after what happened last time.

EDIT: looking at the ingredients list I am realizing that this recipe is not fucking cheap for the amount of food, not to even consider the amount of nutrition and what you'll have to pay for cholesterol-lowering meds, so if I post any more DELICIOUS Mormon recipes it will have to be in a different thread. I know you're all so disappointed!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That is my very own recipe passed from Mormon to Mormon via oral tradition, and while I'm sure it can be found in a Mormon cookbook, I didn't get it from one FYI... no copyright issues there!

Here's a delicious and horrifying Jell-O pie recipe that I made up when I was 19:

Mix thoroughly:
One small box of Nilla wafers, crushed
1 cube butter
1 tsp water

Press carefully into 2 pie tins.

Use a hand mixer or blender to blend together:
1 package Lime Jell-O
1 cup boiling water


When the Jell-O crystals are thoroughly dissolved, add and blend thoroughly:
1 cup cold water
1 cube cream cheese
juice from 1 lime

Pour into cookie crumb crust and chill until set.

You can make any number of fruity variations: I've tried it with orange and strawberry, subbing a can of mandarin oranges or a cup of strawberries for the lime juice and part of the water.

[Pariah]

I'm going to be in DC for the next week, so I can't add anything to the file unfortunately. Still keep on sending them ion

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That is my very own recipe passed from Mormon to Mormon via oral tradition, and while I'm sure it can be found in a Mormon cookbook, I didn't get it from one FYI... no copyright issues there!

Here's a delicious and horrifying Jell-O pie recipe that I made up when I was 19:

Mix thoroughly:
One small box of Nilla wafers, crushed
1 cube butter
1 tsp water

Press carefully into 2 pie tins.

Use a hand mixer or blender to blend together:
1 package Lime Jell-O
1 cup boiling water


When the Jell-O crystals are thoroughly dissolved, add and blend thoroughly:
1 cup cold water
1 cube cream cheese
juice from 1 lime

Pour into cookie crumb crust and chill until set.

You can make any number of fruity variations: I've tried it with orange and strawberry, subbing a can of mandarin oranges or a cup of strawberries for the lime juice and part of the water.

holy shit i bet this makes a "key lime" that looks similar to the one in natural born killers.
too green to be natural lime anything and so fake-ly green that it can't be anything but lime.
i'm gonna have to make this.
FOR SCIENCE

[Suu]

Suu's Awesomesauce and Baked Ziti

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15762.0

[Pariah]

I'm back and all of those have been added.

[Cramulus]

awesome - how are you organizing them? Can you post the current table of contents? That'll help us see the shape this thing is taking.

[Aufenthatt]

Each recipe is positioned for optimum awkwardness during a cooking while reading instructions for the first time situation.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That is my very own recipe passed from Mormon to Mormon via oral tradition, and while I'm sure it can be found in a Mormon cookbook, I didn't get it from one FYI... no copyright issues there!

Here's a delicious and horrifying Jell-O pie recipe that I made up when I was 19:

Mix thoroughly:
One small box of Nilla wafers, crushed
1 cube butter
1 tsp water

Press carefully into 2 pie tins.

Use a hand mixer or blender to blend together:
1 package Lime Jell-O
1 cup boiling water


When the Jell-O crystals are thoroughly dissolved, add and blend thoroughly:
1 cup cold water
1 cube cream cheese
juice from 1 lime

Pour into cookie crumb crust and chill until set.

You can make any number of fruity variations: I've tried it with orange and strawberry, subbing a can of mandarin oranges or a cup of strawberries for the lime juice and part of the water.

holy shit i bet this makes a "key lime" that looks similar to the one in natural born killers.
too green to be natural lime anything and so fake-ly green that it can't be anything but lime.
i'm gonna have to make this.
FOR SCIENCE

It is surprisingly delicious!

[Pariah]

I'm making a final push to get out the first draft.
I'll publish it on scribd and then much discussion yes?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm pretty excited about this... how many recipes are there, anyway?

[Pariah]

Only 11. Mainly due to my laziness for scavenging for the recipes from other threads.  I've mainly been relying on you folks for the recipes. Its my problem really. However in 2nd edition I'll be adding some from other threads.

[Pariah]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/14117857/The-Fat-Eris-Cookbook-Rough-Draft

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whoohoo!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BTW, I forgot to mention that the ACTUAL OFFICIAL name for that jell-O pie is "White Trash Pie".