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Started by hunter s.durden, March 21, 2009, 05:01:37 PM

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Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Pariah

This entire thread is ... Indescribable
:weary:

Oh and by the way
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 08:29:42 PM
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
This= :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :potd:
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

hunter s.durden

Quote from: Fred Noodle on March 24, 2009, 12:58:32 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

Did you leave our bracket group?

Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 01:31:35 AM
Quote from: Fred Noodle on March 24, 2009, 12:58:32 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

Did you leave our bracket group?

Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.

no im just failing miserably this year :(
feel free to mock me (not that dont normally feel free)

Pariah

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 01:31:35 AM
Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.
That quote from a few good men is fucking classic. Whenever someone bugs me on messenger I usually alter it a little and send it to them.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 01:31:35 AM
Quote from: Fred Noodle on March 24, 2009, 12:58:32 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

Did you leave our bracket group?

Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.

:(

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Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:50:04 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 08:29:42 PM
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
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P3nT4gR4m

Onoz it seems my post has angered Hoopla. Whatever will I do now?

Hang on, I got a plan....

Go fuck yourself you whiny little prick :lulz:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Messier Undertree

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2009, 07:50:31 AM
Onoz it seems my post has angered Hoopla. Whatever will I do now?

Hang on, I got a plan....

Go fuck yourself you whiny little prick :lulz:



Was this provoked by a PM or did he delete his post?

In any case, :lulz:.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Messier Undertree

Oh. Well, Hoopla does have a tendency to send angry PMs a the drop of a hat, I've noticed.

P3nT4gR4m

Cool - I have the tendency to publicly flame at the drop of a hat.

We're a match made in heaven  :D

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lies

Guys, I just wanted to let you all know, this is going to be my last post on the forums for a while.
I've been talking to a few of you in chat, and yeah, look, I'll eventually be back, but I'm taking this as an opportunity to get away from the boards for a while since PD does suck up a lot of my time sometimes when there are other things I actually want to do, sometimes the goddess gives us presents and we complain because we don't like the wrapping.

So, thank you hunter, for giving me an excuse to do things that I've been meaning to do for ages but haven't gotten around to because I'm too busy talking/flaming stupid shit here.

I'm sorry that a few of you have now gotten caught in the cross fire between me and Hunter, and I'm asking all you guys to let this go, I started something stupid and I'm sorry about that, please don't start jumping the gun on other people like hoopla just because he has an opinion.

And hunter, the last message I left here was sarcastic, in case you were too stupid to figure that out, so go fuck yourself and the high horse you came in on.

I'll be back in a month or two guys, when hopefully this bullshit dies down, that or hunter apologizes(and its ok, I know you won't hunter and I'm not expecting it at all).

And yeah, if you guys want me, I'll be in chat anyway. 

Once again, my apologies to all the people who got caught up in the bullshit me and hunter started.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

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Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:08:37 PM
If we're bad, do we turn into Uncle BadTouch when we die?

Or Lovecraft.  And you wont know until you die.

Lovecraft is that Gaia hypothesis guy, right?

Yes, if the world hated you and wanted you to die, screaming in abject terror.

And after that? Eternal torment, or oblivion?

I'm not yet familiar with the works of Lovecraft.

You have to remember the Uncle BadTouch potential as well.

You may just end up in some sort of afterlife nudist camp.  With shoggoths.