Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?

Started by hunter s.durden, March 21, 2009, 05:01:37 PM

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Eve

:omg:

Can we just be done now? The dramaz were old and annoying two pages ago.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Lies

Quote from: The Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:39:16 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:28:06 PM
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
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I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.

Yeah, I'm doctor phil because I don't hold grudges and want to help people, you got me down to a fucking Tee dude.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Pariah

Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:39:16 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:28:06 PM
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
\\


I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.

Yeah, I'm doctor phil because I don't hold grudes and want to help people, you got me down to a fucking Tee dude.

Okay I take it back whatever.
Lets end the drama shall we
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Lies

Quote from: The Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:42:06 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:39:16 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:28:06 PM
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
\\


I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.

Yeah, I'm doctor phil because I don't hold grudes and want to help people, you got me down to a fucking Tee dude.

Okay I take it back whatever.
Lets end the drama shall we

I'm all for it bruvva.

Internuts shake on it?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Bruno

Lysergic, no offense, but these guys do have a point. I understand you want to help people, but sometimes you come across like a bad self-actualization infomercial.

It kind of reminds me of the "New Brain" sketch from Upright Citizen'z Brigade.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60667&title=power-marketing

Anyway, the point to remember is most people don't want to be like you. Most people want to be like themselves, which may or may not get them lots of hawtchikz. Those people have to choose, do they want to be this fake impersonation of some other guy, and get alotta womminz, or be themselves and accept the consequences.



"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." – Kurt Cobain



*Jesus, 13 new replies while I was putting this one together.
Formerly something else...

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 22, 2009, 04:44:48 PM
Lysergic, no offense, but these guys do have a point. I understand you want to help people, but sometimes you come across like a bad self-actualization infomercial.

It kind of reminds me of the "New Brain" sketch from Upright Citizen'z Brigade.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60667&title=power-marketing

Anyway, the point to remember is most people don't want to be like you. Most people want to be like themselves, which may or may not get them lots of hawtchikz. Those people have to choose, do they want to be this fake impersonation of some other guy, and get alotta womminz, or be themselves and accept the consequences.



"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." – Kurt Cobain



*Jesus, 13 new replies while I was putting this one together.

They do have a point, but so do I.

Yeah, I sorta sound like a fucking infomercial for tony robbins, but the difference is, I don't want your fucking money, I want to make this world a better place.

And I'm not asking people to not be themselves, you can still improve your life while being yourself.

Be who you want to be, if it makes you happy, thats important.

Believe what you want to believe, just believe me out of it.


- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!


Pariah

He wants to make the world a better place or something.

Thats overrated anyways
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Lies

Quote from: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:46:37 PMThey do have a point, but so do I.

Which is?

Something about trying to help people but apparently that concept is lost on you since it's such an unfathomable concept since were all monkeys that are designed to fling shit at each other.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Messier Undertree

Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:50:19 PM
Quote from: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2009, 04:46:37 PMThey do have a point, but so do I.

Which is?

Something about trying to help people but apparently that concept is lost on you since it's such an unfathomable concept since were all monkeys that are designed to fling shit at each other.

I wish I could be as enlightened as you, Lys. Then maybe I would understand.

Messier Undertree


Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!