Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?

[Thurnez Isa]

worse penis war ever

[fomenter]

"there's only one person on the board that I really can't stand"

in the interest of higher post counts and attention whoring, drama must be started and commented on endlessly

[The Dark Monk]

Post +1
Roll 2d-10 against 13 for defense against meaningless post insults

*rolls*
12? WHAT THE FUCK

[AFK]

"there's only one person on the board that I really can't stand"

in the interest of higher post counts and attention whoring drama must be started and commented on endlessly

Easy.  RWHN.

Ha!  Trifecta.  Attention whoring, e-penis, AND self-deprecation.  What do I win? 

[zen_magick]

 

Was hoping to see some actually dick waving going on.  Maybe, next time, remember folks pics are a good thing, LOL.

z_m

[hunter s.durden]

The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.  I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.  I don't personally find it necessary to point out every single thing that annoys me. But I certainly would place her above Lys if I were to make a list. 

I do happen to feel the need to point out every little thing that bothers me. I did froth at the mouth with rage. It did cause me top loathe him. I find Lys far more self promoting than Suu ever was. My "whore" list is different. I'm comfortable with all of this. I don't feel the need to conform to your obviously superior standards. You see me as an asshole with an itchy flame finger; I think you are a coward. Are you going to prove me wrong by playing my game?

If I'm such an asshole just Pledge me. This is ridiculous. You people know how to deal with shit stirrers. Pledge me right off of this fucking board. Anyone who posted in here hoping to end this is a fucking idiot, and you should feel like an asshole. You can't end a flame war with flames.

Do you think I'm going to apologize? Are you hoping you'll craft a post so striking I flee from the board? You can't do it. You don't have the conviction. I live to argue, that's why I come here. Why would I turn tail just when things are good? My tiff with Lys was about 15 post. 15. And look at this gigantic thread, all devoted to me.

Here it is:
You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

So stop riding the fence. Call Lys an asshole, call me an asshole, or Pledge me. But don't act high and mighty and pretend you don't want to e-sword fight or at least see one. Because if you didn't, you wouldn't. You knew what was going to happen when you looked into this thread. There's a lot of faces I don't see in here and I'm guessing it's because they know what the fuck is up.

BTW Hoops, I remember long periods without you. Post something memorable and that might change.

[The Dark Monk]

I will follow you to the grave hunter.
You give me entertainment of quality and value.

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
or shameless posting of tits.

[The Dark Monk]

This thread could use more tits.

[AFK]

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
or shameless posting of tits.

why not have both? 

[Kai]

I remember a long periods without hunter, the two years before he arrived, and the long break he just took.

[The Dark Monk]

ALSO



and that looks strangely like a tit.

[The Dark Monk]

Also Kai, you spelled beginning wrong in your sig.

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

i've never been more in the mood for a sundae than i am right now.

this thread is now about tits.

[AFK]

ALSO



and that looks strangely like a tit.

I was hoping for something a little more organic.