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Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?

Started by hunter s.durden, March 21, 2009, 05:01:37 PM

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wade

Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.
make it to any Ontario border and I'm at your disposal.

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 09:15:32 PM
I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

E-primed for lulz

MOSBUNONLY!!

is my new favorite eprime-word.

*SMOOCHES* Nigel
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Messier Undertree

Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2009, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 09:55:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2009, 09:51:05 PM
"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Uncle BadTouch gets really confused.

I just realized this offers the potential for argument crossover with the retard thread.

:ohnotache:

Oh god what have we done :x

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think you sick fucks who think it should be OK for parents to make beastiality porn with their retarded adult children are no better than Uncle BadTouch.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 09:15:32 PM
I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

E-primed for lulz

MOSBUNONLY!!

is my new favorite eprime-word.

*SMOOCHES* Nigel

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Messier Undertree


Thurnez Isa

This thread makes no sense to someone who haven't read the retard thread or the orgasm thread
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:00:52 PM
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Uncle BadTouch.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 10:02:15 PM
This thread makes no sense to someone who haven't read the retard thread or the orgasm thread

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Thurnez Isa

it's actually quite entertaining
next time there is a break off bitch-off thread you guys outa try it
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I can't believe you're advocating allowing intelligent dogs to have coercive relationships with retarded adults who can't have orgasms.

You guys, that's just not right. Nobody likes something that isn't right.  :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


fomenter

there is no law against retards having masturbatory arguments with retards, or twelve year olds having arguments with 12 year olds, it when adults get involved that it becomes coercive..
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Messier Undertree

Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:04:07 PM
I can't believe you're advocating allowing intelligent dogs to have coercive relationships with retarded adults who can't have orgasms.

You guys, that's just not right. Nobody likes something that isn't right.  :sad:

You're such a prude. Us rational people know that it's okay so long as they don't use lube.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think someone needs to think about the rights of the intelligent dogs to make their own choices. Who is deciding they should have sex with orgasm-impaired retarded people? Are the dogs being paid? Is this retard prostitution, dog prostitution, or is it really mutually consensual sex?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."