Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Automaton wins 12 internets and a kiss on the mouth from tubgirl

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

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[Jenne]

Well done! 

[East Coast Hustle]

It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

[Jenne]

Aw, I just liked the graphic.

Liking your life is a good thing...too few can do it.

[Bruno]

It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

Can you teach me how to be like you?


plz plz plz

[East Coast Hustle]

And if you ladies are quite done attempting to lay down devestating blows with your handbags...

I mean, unless you want to carry on this hlariously inept piece of fighting until we all get legally reclassified as serfs.

Cain,
knows we have priorities, after all, and eating our own ranks way higher than silly little things like taking over the stage at the End of the World party.

very much this.

[Messier Undertree]

It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

Only if you'll send me an angry PM with pictures of fat chicks if I joke about it.

And I'm actually doing pretty well, thanks though. I'm not sure where you got the idea that the people criticising Lys' are unhappy.

If he feels the need to tell people on the internet how big his penis is IRL, he probably shouldn't expect people to thank him for it.

[East Coast Hustle]

Aw, I just liked the graphic.

Liking your life is a good thing...too few can do it.

sorry, I posted that after reading the first 5 or so pages. It wasn't directed at you.

however, I stand behind it. I'm not sure why some people seem to think that being a pointless fuckbag towards the people you've chosen to associate with is somehow being constructive.

[East Coast Hustle]

It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

Only if you'll send me an angry PM with pictures of fat chicks if I joke about it.

And I'm actually doing pretty well, thanks though. I'm not sure where you got the idea that the people criticising Lys' are unhappy.

If he feels the need to tell people on the internet how big his penis is IRL, he probably shouldn't expect people to thank him for it.

what about if he feels the need to offer some potentially helpful advice about something he is successful at?

or am I just being an arrogant and insecure dickweed when I offer cooking tips?

[Messier Undertree]

wow. you're the man lysergic.

Start making notes and you too could be "the man" wade.

A couple of key things to get you started: Be completely honest about your intentions (and your feelings, and that you see other women, if thats the case), have standards and make them clear( ie 'I like women that are independent, have a sense of humor, are understanding and are not "clingy" or "needy"', and don't be clingy or needy yourself, and live up to your own standards that you have for other people) ,  make sure you find the time to talk to all the people you are seeing and don't neglect any of them,  smile a lot (but not *all* the fucking time, cus thats just creepy), be confident and self assured (and a *touch* of arrogance doesn't hurt, just don't over do it), be a leader, don't be a douche bag, don't put women on a pedestal (but don't treat them like shit either), be funny, be flirty, and don't get upset if a woman does not reciprocate your advances, don't get angry, always keep your cool...

And in social situations, if you see a girl you like, and want to chat her up, and shes with friends (boys or girls), make sure you talk to all her friends FIRST, get on THEIR good side (because women look to their friends for whats acceptable and whats not, and if her friends like you, she'll like you and her defenses will be down and you won't get "cock blocked" by her friends), and be the social guy, wherever you go, and genuinely be nice to everyone...

These things are all important if you want to be a "player" (I loathe the term, but for the sake of simplicity, thats what I'll call it).

Basically, be a fucking awesome person and people can't help but fall for you.

And no, for guys, looks don't matter.
Hygiene and self respect do.
And confidence. Women love the confidence.

Also, women, please, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this, this is just what I personally think are key things to being a successful "playboy".

[East Coast Hustle]

funny thing is, everything he said was right, and if you were looking for advice about that sort of thing, his would be pretty helpful.

I'd have said much the same if asked.

And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

[Messier Undertree]

And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

Because claiming to be a talented chef is the same as claiming to be "the man" and "a playboy".

Maybe you're just too happy to see how pretentious, cocksure, and slightly sexist he sounded.

There's honestly not much more I can say about it. If you can't already see anything wrong with his attitude, then you never will.