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Trollaxian Sermon 1: Epistle to the Anarchists

Started by Trollax, July 19, 2003, 05:01:05 AM

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Trollax

July 19, 2003, 05:01:05 AM
Sorry to step on your toes roger, but since when to discordians need to justify anything anyways? This is just a neighbourly heads up...

Why is it that we must be terrified of organisation? To you who scream and shout that we must disorganise I ask: "WHY?"
To the marxists in the park who are crying out for freedom I ask: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ENSURE IT?"
To the nihlists in their bunkers waiting forthe end, I say: "WHERE AND WHEN?"
To the token leftists who jack-off to their picture of a molotov cocktail I say: "YOU HAVE NO CONVICTION"
To anyone who shuns the establishment out of pride I say: "IT IS YOU WHO SEE THE SIGN OF MALACALYPSE AND READ THE WORD DOOM INSTEAD OF DUMB"

What need have we to justify ourselves to anyone? What forms must you fill out in your own neurotic head to say: "I shall loathe my leaders but never talk to them? I shall lock myself in an ebony tower of dark futures and half-hearted dreams." You crave doom my friends. You wait for it like a tortured man begs for death. It is you who are responsible for the future you see, for you have lost hope, and now you cradle your broken souls as though the shards of your life were the philosopher's stone. But it is merely wreckage, a wreckage you hold onto because you are truly afraid of the greatest of changes?ñ self.

I ask you: Why if we are the only voice of what it truly means to be the average person, if we are the collective everyman of today, why, why do we marginalise ourselves? Why do we hide in the cut-off corners of our psyches, and why do we injure ourselves with our hopes after flinging ourselves onto the swords of self-sabotage?

Why cannot there be order? Why cannot there be politiking? Why cannot there be a cabal rummage sale the morning after the ladies auxillary "sink" night?

What justification do we need? As Eris herself has said, if the mind is to be destroyed then we must get rid of the process of rationalisation and justification that feeds the paranoia inside of us, we must not get rid of the rational but that which says: "A pair of sunglasses that were designed for females should never be worn on a male head no matter how good they look." The voice that implores us to observe countless neurotic rituals and practices that not only serve no function, they castrate our thinking, The rubber band around the genitals of the cortex. If we are to truly become contingent then we must burn what is written and damn what is said, seek no place of refuge, and take our comfort in the chaos that works it's magic no matter whether the world turns or not.

Pick up your sword, and use it wisely, do not simply attack the tentacles of the beast, but charm it, work your way into it's good graces and then skewer it between the eyes as it sleeps in your confidence. All the while, waking the other sleeping minnows. Be not like the reed in the wind, but the wind in the reed, that which not only bends and breaks and moves and submits, but that which makes music as well, all at once.
Can you do it? Or will you just go back to your platitudes and posters? Will you fight not with your hands or your words, but with your actions? With your plans and experiences?
Or will you let your neurosis neuter you once more? Will you simply return to the place where the state does not recognise you nor you the state?

SEE EVIL?ñ
HEAR EVIL?ñ
SPEAK EVIL?ñ

JUST DON'T BE EVIL?ñ

~Preacher Trollax~

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1
July 19, 2003, 08:44:38 PM
*claps* That was gorgeous. Shit! I'm inspired to write some more rants now. Although, I must confess that my favorite thing to do with evil is to eat it.

EAT EVIL!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Tyallie

#2
July 20, 2003, 11:50:37 AM
is it my imagination or could parts of that be interpreted as a justification for not justifying stuff 8)
Hey Don't Look Now, There goes God In his sexy pants and his sausage dog And he can't stand Beelzebub cos he looks so good in black.
--
no reira e hoa ma te kai a te rangatira he korero me he koteo mau kupenga.

Tyallie

#3
July 20, 2003, 11:54:12 AM
*claps with one hand*
that was well done, i am no longer going to eat my peas
Hey Don't Look Now, There goes God In his sexy pants and his sausage dog And he can't stand Beelzebub cos he looks so good in black.
--
no reira e hoa ma te kai a te rangatira he korero me he koteo mau kupenga.

MedeoPlusPlus

#4
July 20, 2003, 06:15:51 PM
Trollax, I for one am utterly moved by your greatness.
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Trollax

#5
July 21, 2003, 06:30:25 AM
Quote from: Tyallieis it my imagination or could parts of that be interpreted as a justification for not justifying stuff 8)
Bingo...

I shall now quote to you from the pentabarf...
    I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

    II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

    III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

    IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

    V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.    [/list:u]
    Discordianism is heresy unto itself for precisely that reason Tyallie... it justifies it's nonexistence to an uncaring populace who we don't need to justify ourselves to. But we do this in order that we may rationalise the reason we do not need to justify anything and in so doing become beyond its limitations. As I am fond of saying.. the best way of solving a paradox is to hit it with a paradox...
    Quote from: Medeo the OptimisticTrollax, I for one am utterly moved by your greatness.
    How moved? And how far and how much will you move? Actions don't have to speak louder than words but change will always speak even when it is done in silence...

    Nothing can be hidden...

    ~Master Trollax~

    Tyallie

    #6
    July 21, 2003, 07:19:17 AM
    i concure
    Hey Don't Look Now, There goes God In his sexy pants and his sausage dog And he can't stand Beelzebub cos he looks so good in black.
    --
    no reira e hoa ma te kai a te rangatira he korero me he koteo mau kupenga.

    PrincessEris von Tartarus

    #7
    July 21, 2003, 11:19:13 PM
    oh trollax you mouth of my mind. brilliant sermon old boy ;)
    all theese justifications are only justifying the sake of justification to justiffy the limitation that stop us from using our brains and minds like they were designed for.

    i have *had* it with theese self-centered intelectuals that proclaim themselves to be free - within thier own bloody boundaries.

    no justification - no cry *snickers off happyly*
    Atomic Assassin - Die Attentäterin - DIA/DND
    International Mush Mullah with Tao Jones

    Ich liebe dich mein wunderbarer Kohlkopfkiller! Du hast mein
    Herz erwärmt und lässt meine Gedanken erblühen und meine Muschi glühen.... *g*


    Trollax

    #8
    July 22, 2003, 03:18:18 AM
    Saving our own minds by hitting a brick wall with another brick wall... odd isn't it?

    PS... Marry me :)

    ~Suitorbly Trollax~

    Irreverend Hugh, KSC

    #9
    January 23, 2004, 05:12:27 AM
    *mutherfucken bump in the hopes of spreading anarchistic ideas, ideals, thoughtforms, mental illnesses, catmas, plans, and some other things i forget about*

    http://www.infoshop.org/
    "Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

    The Good Reverend Roger

    #10
    April 20, 2009, 01:01:25 PM
    Bump.   :lulz:

    Yeah, it really used to be this bad.
    " It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
    - TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

    "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
    - TGRR, raising the bar at work.

    Payne

    #11
    April 20, 2009, 01:32:05 PM
    I'm not going to even read it.

    I'm just going to add this to your long list of Crimes For Which You Should Be Punished Unmerciful.
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